Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

love nascar races
then drink beer and beat kids
big day for redneck
Haiku # 16973, November 6, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Dustin
My sky is now blue
thick with bad poetry goo
I missed mellie too
Haiku # 16972, November 6, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
betty you're my friend
miss you when you're not here
others I miss too
Haiku # 16971, November 6, 2001 8:22 am ET
by mellie
woke up fully dressed
wondered who put me to bed
who took my watch off?

"just take off my watch"
I remember saying that
then it was morning
Haiku # 16970, November 6, 2001 8:10 am ET
by mellie
the stones washed up on
the riverbank look like your
eyes on a moonless

night
Haiku # 16969, November 6, 2001 6:23 am ET
by whatever
poink! the pencil's sharp
cling cling cling she says, eyebrows raised
drunkeness suits me
Haiku # 16968, November 6, 2001 1:03 am ET
by pokemonsignor of UP YOUR FUCKING ASS PAL
energy crisis?
sorry, i need a P4
to compose haiku
Haiku # 16967, November 5, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by scott (the ugly american)
my gas bills are down
since I got a new P4
but that's the good news
Haiku # 16966, November 5, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by scott (presenting a cautionary tale)
you'll need to speak up.
my computer has THREE fans!
P4 is hot shit!
Haiku # 16965, November 5, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by scott
some good news betty
if no-one sends you e-mail
you don't get nimda
Haiku # 16964, November 5, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ash
if you pass away
how could we fail to notice
your haiku improve ?
Haiku # 16963, November 5, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by ash
an H in the sky!
the Haiku Avenger leaps
into inaction...
Haiku # 16962, November 5, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (screw it)
just drop it...
If I dropped dead today...
you wouldn't even know or care...

and you'd still pretend to be me...doesn't
that seem stupid...?
Haiku # 16961, November 5, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Interpersonal
communicator device
reminds-- I lack friends
Haiku # 16960, November 5, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
you're much too eze
we know where the sun shines out
moxie can't write this well

Haiku # 16959, November 5, 2001 5:03 am ET
by ash
lusting after my
lovers, whose genitals are
like those of donkeys,

Their emissions, like
that of horses, they ride off
into my sunset....

after Ezekiel 23:20

Haiku # 16958, November 5, 2001 1:12 am ET
by moxie
lusting after my
lovers, whose genitals are
like those of donkeys,

Their emissions, like
that of horses, we ride off
into our sunset...

after Ezekiel 23:20
Haiku # 16957, November 5, 2001 1:10 am ET
by moxie
I left a black trail
shiney, glassy and tarry
after all that beer
Haiku # 16956, November 5, 2001 1:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My tongue licks and darts
flicking letters a trough z
up your inner thigh
Haiku # 16955, November 5, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hosing up the road
pouring out thick and coating
flooding the reserve
Haiku # 16954, November 5, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two cats could be bad
if connected heads to tails
spinning like a saw
Haiku # 16953, November 5, 2001 12:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
worker bees are free
even drones can fly away
the queen is there slave
Haiku # 16952, November 4, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by dopefiend
birthday week countdown
glad that you're glad and i'm glad
to be together
Haiku # 16951, November 4, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stinky ass beer farts
Make me cringe when I breathe in
Smells like someone died
Haiku # 16950, November 4, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
x
Haiku # 16949, November 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by a
x
Haiku # 16948, November 4, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by anony of d
puppies, kittens and fish
oh my! What a dish
youare, buns of steel!
Haiku # 16943, November 4, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by chariti
my love for your soul
is bigger than the
dairy queen sign nearby
Haiku # 16942, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
my gosh, there's lots of poets
here aren't there! I think I'd like
to post a few.
Haiku # 16941, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
'kept in mind' is
a state of mind that
I've grown used to.
Haiku # 16940, November 4, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
an old sweater
taken yarn by yarn
right off your back
Haiku # 16939, November 4, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by haiku_disavower of taking it beyond 5-7-5
Spice up the moment
take five before whatever
happens. Bless beauty.
Haiku # 16938, November 4, 2001 2:34 am ET
by ComiCat of Funk
Oxymoron:
Square Triangle.
Bless Beauty.
Haiku # 16937, November 4, 2001 2:30 am ET
by ComiCat of 3#5#3
Dopefiend seems right
so take a dive in the pool
and enjoy the cool
Haiku # 16936, November 4, 2001 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The starless black sky
is an endless arctic lake.
It has no corners.
Haiku # 16935, November 4, 2001 1:50 am ET
by dopefiend
my work here is done.
mox banished, haiku is safe...
what's Lois up to?
Haiku # 16934, November 3, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (sorry, not looking for a sidekick...but i'll keep you "in mind" should a position arise)
sidekick my ass! Don't
flatter yourself, take off the
mask or fly away.
Haiku # 16933, November 3, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.
Haiku # 16932, November 3, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by k
my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew
Haiku # 16931, November 3, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden
Haiku # 16930, November 3, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo
Haiku # 16929, November 3, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?
Haiku # 16928, November 3, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so
Haiku # 16927, November 3, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend
Haiku # 16926, November 3, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above
Haiku # 16925, November 3, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found
Haiku # 16924, November 3, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad
Haiku # 16923, November 3, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross
Haiku # 16922, November 3, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well
Haiku # 16921, November 3, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now
Haiku # 16920, November 3, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
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