Spice up the moment
take five before whatever
happens. Bless beauty.

Oxymoron:
Square Triangle.
Bless Beauty.

Dopefiend seems right
so take a dive in the pool
and enjoy the cool

The starless black sky
is an endless arctic lake.
It has no corners.

my work here is done.
mox banished, haiku is safe...
what's Lois up to?

sidekick my ass! Don't
flatter yourself, take off the
mask or fly away.

roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.

my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew

sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden

unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo

teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?

we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so

not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend

heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above

what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found

why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad

oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross

Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well

don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now

its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle

pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry

I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it

laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven

I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick

you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing

a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are

the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom

what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?

why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus

my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time

my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much

count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku

sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though

haiku avenger you sauck

I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.

where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets

I agree with you

Web page is loading
Still connecting to server

Where's my damn haiku????

Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife

Hey! That's your mother!

the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me

(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})

Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.

so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds

Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel

I will hunt you down
in all corners of all sites
with haiku and win!

Haiku Aveneger!
I think you should know, I'm not
Mox, but I'm trouble!

well, that would be "fraught"
but i'm Haiku Avenger
not Super Speller

Haiku avenger!
I challenge you to a war
frought with words that kill!

boom! ka-pow! crash! splat!
"Haiku will always prevail!
go ramble elsewhere!"

God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!