Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.
Haiku # 16932, November 3, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by k
my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew
Haiku # 16931, November 3, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden
Haiku # 16930, November 3, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo
Haiku # 16929, November 3, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?
Haiku # 16928, November 3, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so
Haiku # 16927, November 3, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend
Haiku # 16926, November 3, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above
Haiku # 16925, November 3, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found
Haiku # 16924, November 3, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad
Haiku # 16923, November 3, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross
Haiku # 16922, November 3, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well
Haiku # 16921, November 3, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now
Haiku # 16920, November 3, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle
Haiku # 16919, November 3, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry
Haiku # 16918, November 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it
Haiku # 16917, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by TiaMaria
laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven
Haiku # 16916, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick
Haiku # 16915, November 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing
Haiku # 16914, November 3, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are
Haiku # 16913, November 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom
Haiku # 16912, November 3, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?
Haiku # 16911, November 3, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus
Haiku # 16910, November 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time
Haiku # 16909, November 3, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much
Haiku # 16908, November 3, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku
Haiku # 16907, November 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though
Haiku # 16906, November 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (i mean, "sauck"?)
haiku avenger you sauck
Haiku # 16905, November 3, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Master Bates
I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.
Haiku # 16904, November 3, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger to Haiku Disavower
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16903, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16902, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets

I agree with you

Haiku # 16901, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
Web page is loading
Still connecting to server

Where's my damn haiku????

Haiku # 16900, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife

Hey! That's your mother!

Haiku # 16899, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me

(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})
Haiku # 16898, November 3, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Jack Kass
Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.
Haiku # 16897, November 3, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Moxie
so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds
Haiku # 16896, November 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ap
Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel
Haiku # 16895, November 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Ijaci
I will hunt you down
in all corners of all sites
with haiku and win!
Haiku # 16894, November 3, 2001 6:22 am ET
by haiku_disavower
Haiku Aveneger!
I think you should know, I'm not
Mox, but I'm trouble!
Haiku # 16893, November 3, 2001 6:21 am ET
by haiku_disavower
well, that would be "fraught"
but i'm Haiku Avenger
not Super Speller
Haiku # 16892, November 3, 2001 6:10 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (your count was flawless, what's the problem?)
Haiku avenger!
I challenge you to a war
frought with words that kill!
Haiku # 16891, November 3, 2001 5:59 am ET
by haiku_disavower of arm yourself! Here comes the villan!
boom! ka-pow! crash! splat!
"Haiku will always prevail!
go ramble elsewhere!"
Haiku # 16890, November 3, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!
Haiku # 16889, November 3, 2001 5:25 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (tell him I said "hi")
rapidly counting
the Haiku Avenger cries
"that was forty, Mox!"
Haiku # 16888, November 3, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
an H in the sky!
the distress call to summon
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16887, November 3, 2001 5:18 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
his name is cute - Pie,
met him on chat that is why,
have you met my Pie?
Haiku # 16886, November 3, 2001 5:08 am ET
by moonflower
that was great shower,
water banging my soft skin,
squeaky clean now ohh!
Haiku # 16885, November 3, 2001 4:56 am ET
by moonflower
up late listening
to Joy Division, i think
Killah Priest is next.
Haiku # 16884, November 3, 2001 4:33 am ET
by k
Bastards:

People who don't know anything
I am the only one here who is worthy
of writing anything, you should know that
by now ash, you asshole
God is great!
Haiku # 16883, November 3, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mox
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