why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus
by Drew of Staunton
my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time
by Drew of Staunton
my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much
by Drew of Staunton
count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku
by Drew of Staunton
sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though
by Haiku Avenger (i mean, "sauck"?)
haiku avenger you sauck
by Master Bates
I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.
by Haiku Avenger to Haiku Disavower
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away
'Ricki Lake' will do
by 2to1
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away
'Ricki Lake' will do
by 2to1
you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets
I agree with you
by 2to1
Web page is loading
Still connecting to server
Where's my damn haiku????
by 2to1
Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife
Hey! That's your mother!
by 2to1
the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me
(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})
by Jack Kass
Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.
by Moxie
so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds
by ap
Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel
by Ijaci
I will hunt you down
in all corners of all sites
with haiku and win!
by haiku_disavower
Haiku Aveneger!
I think you should know, I'm not
Mox, but I'm trouble!
by haiku_disavower
well, that would be "fraught"
but i'm Haiku Avenger
not Super Speller
by Haiku Avenger (your count was flawless, what's the problem?)
Haiku avenger!
I challenge you to a war
frought with words that kill!
by haiku_disavower of arm yourself! Here comes the villan!
boom! ka-pow! crash! splat!
"Haiku will always prevail!
go ramble elsewhere!"
by Haiku Avenger
God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!
by Haiku Avenger (tell him I said "hi")
rapidly counting
the Haiku Avenger cries
"that was forty, Mox!"
by Haiku Avenger
an H in the sky!
the distress call to summon
Haiku Avenger!
by Haiku Avenger
his name is cute - Pie,
met him on chat that is why,
have you met my Pie?
by moonflower
that was great shower,
water banging my soft skin,
squeaky clean now ohh!
by moonflower
up late listening
to Joy Division, i think
Killah Priest is next.
by k
Bastards:
People who don't know anything
I am the only one here who is worthy
of writing anything, you should know that
by now ash, you asshole
God is great!
by Mox
should you write haiku
poetic jihad could cease
but why compromise ?
if you were just here
instead of searching for there
you'd be together
by ash
war against bad drugs
war against terrorism
war against moxie
by ash
Dark Romeo floats
Out of the bowels of Hades
Gifts of sedatives
by jewel1
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so ru
by necromancer
though yoth the window brakes
it is the east juiliet is the south
arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
by necromancer
Ripple on the pond
Cavern's absolute silence
Soul's inner yearnings
by jewel1
Night comes disturbing
The still repose of the dead
Memories calling
by jewel1
Snow-clad tulip bulb
Waits in the warmth of the earth
For springtime promise
by jewel1
candy rotting teeth
bad haiku rotting my mind
it's like, holistic
by scott
halloween candy
dressed up like tiny children
hey, just an image
by scott (innocent of all charges)
what is life, truly?
one big sodomization.
deep thoughts, by moxie
by scott (psst...change your name and write haiku, folks will leave you alone then)
I'm how you see me...
I can accept it or reject it...
xxx love yas...
by Moxie
some people seem to
me to be in this rut where
life is one big sodomization
by Moxie
The schoolyard reeks of
the blood of geek and bully
too horny to stop
by Moxie
some people are just assholes I guess...
by Moxie
looks like moxie has
gone off the lithium and
returned for abuse
by k_against_mox
he's like a punch toy
with an insipid smile
bobbing back for more
i too am tired
i flamed mox in a sonnet!
big bad bill, flame on.
by scott
I'm sorry good bad
haiku people, not in the
mood to squash mox
Too much good sex
in the last month dulled my horn,
someone else do it
by pure evil
Retards:
People mocked, looked down
on by the "higher endowed"
the people who would be the first to put
a bullet in their own heads if one
scratch in their beautiful facades came to pass
and they live on...
by Mox
her heart is broken
why why did he went astray
did she spoil him so?
by moonflower
Mox, you retard, that
isn't a haiku. All non-
haiku should be floods.
by Flue Derr
