Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 16948, November 4, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by anony of d
puppies, kittens and fish
oh my! What a dish
youare, buns of steel!
Haiku # 16943, November 4, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by chariti
my love for your soul
is bigger than the
dairy queen sign nearby
Haiku # 16942, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
my gosh, there's lots of poets
here aren't there! I think I'd like
to post a few.
Haiku # 16941, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
'kept in mind' is
a state of mind that
I've grown used to.
Haiku # 16940, November 4, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
an old sweater
taken yarn by yarn
right off your back
Haiku # 16939, November 4, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by haiku_disavower of taking it beyond 5-7-5
Spice up the moment
take five before whatever
happens. Bless beauty.
Haiku # 16938, November 4, 2001 2:34 am ET
by ComiCat of Funk
Oxymoron:
Square Triangle.
Bless Beauty.
Haiku # 16937, November 4, 2001 2:30 am ET
by ComiCat of 3#5#3
Dopefiend seems right
so take a dive in the pool
and enjoy the cool
Haiku # 16936, November 4, 2001 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The starless black sky
is an endless arctic lake.
It has no corners.
Haiku # 16935, November 4, 2001 1:50 am ET
by dopefiend
my work here is done.
mox banished, haiku is safe...
what's Lois up to?
Haiku # 16934, November 3, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (sorry, not looking for a sidekick...but i'll keep you "in mind" should a position arise)
sidekick my ass! Don't
flatter yourself, take off the
mask or fly away.
Haiku # 16933, November 3, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.
Haiku # 16932, November 3, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by k
my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew
Haiku # 16931, November 3, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden
Haiku # 16930, November 3, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo
Haiku # 16929, November 3, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?
Haiku # 16928, November 3, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so
Haiku # 16927, November 3, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend
Haiku # 16926, November 3, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above
Haiku # 16925, November 3, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found
Haiku # 16924, November 3, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad
Haiku # 16923, November 3, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross
Haiku # 16922, November 3, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well
Haiku # 16921, November 3, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now
Haiku # 16920, November 3, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle
Haiku # 16919, November 3, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry
Haiku # 16918, November 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it
Haiku # 16917, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by TiaMaria
laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven
Haiku # 16916, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick
Haiku # 16915, November 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing
Haiku # 16914, November 3, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are
Haiku # 16913, November 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom
Haiku # 16912, November 3, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?
Haiku # 16911, November 3, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus
Haiku # 16910, November 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time
Haiku # 16909, November 3, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much
Haiku # 16908, November 3, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku
Haiku # 16907, November 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though
Haiku # 16906, November 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (i mean, "sauck"?)
haiku avenger you sauck
Haiku # 16905, November 3, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Master Bates
I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.
Haiku # 16904, November 3, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger to Haiku Disavower
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16903, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16902, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets

I agree with you

Haiku # 16901, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
Web page is loading
Still connecting to server

Where's my damn haiku????

Haiku # 16900, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife

Hey! That's your mother!

Haiku # 16899, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me

(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})
Haiku # 16898, November 3, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Jack Kass
Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.
Haiku # 16897, November 3, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Moxie
so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds
Haiku # 16896, November 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ap
Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel
Haiku # 16895, November 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Ijaci
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