Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

betty is long gone
vitriol has replaced her
sublime offerings
Haiku # 16027, October 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by fgv
..A Literal Translation Once More
............."totemo 'kuchai' "
........totemo KUchi/CHAIro

.......(very/....(holes)/(brown)
.......terribly/
.......many)

thus: too many horrid brown holes.


Haiku # 16026, October 14, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ronin@oncemorearacialslur?
kusai...kuchai is
the cute baby-talk version
...my other teacher

if i understand
the nihongo that's used here
it is quite basic

and quite elitist
when not employed for haiku
but just for chit-chat
Haiku # 16025, October 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by goatjin (peace to your japanese nose, ronin-san)

.............is it poetry
.you ask, if you "do" my jap
nose? smash your white first

..(scott, u can't hide behind
ash'es name. hanashimasu?
..........hanashimasu?)
Haiku # 16024, October 14, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by ronin

....but still i'm impressed
i do know it is no mean feat
........to do the tenses

........(oyasumi nasai)
Haiku # 16023, October 14, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ronin@sohowcomeyournamerarelycropsup

....i have been called
a fool girl, arrogant and
....a tasteless urchin

..(ahhh, a nihongo too
...literal and corrupted.
....and no verbs and
........particles too)
Haiku # 16022, October 14, 2001 10:28 am ET
by ronin@andjustwhatis"kuchai"?acorruptionofkuchikochaorchairo
it's already here
biological warfare
my farts are deadly
Haiku # 16021, October 14, 2001 9:13 am ET
by ash
the tree bears its own
the abundance of its fruit
and dry wood for fire
Haiku # 16020, October 14, 2001 8:06 am ET
by indiana
once familiar lines
quickly exposed the queen bee
to the goat
Haiku # 16019, October 14, 2001 7:59 am ET
by indiana
scissors go snip, snip,
hedge cutters go, clip-clip-clip,
dildos just go hmmmmmmm
Haiku # 16018, October 14, 2001 3:34 am ET
by bbbbash
hisashiburi?
watashi wa koko ni
deshita, anata?
Haiku # 16017, October 14, 2001 12:59 am ET
by i remember a ronin who used to write haiku...
baka geisha boy
watashi-wa samurai ?
no arigato
Haiku # 16016, October 14, 2001 12:38 am ET
by ash
.........hisashiburi
scott, gambatte kudasai
........motto ii, hai
Haiku # 16015, October 14, 2001 12:17 am ET
by ronin
bit of good and bad
in everyone, i suppose
that haiku, my bad
Haiku # 16014, October 13, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by re: that kuchai haiku #15990
Numbed by the long years
I still pray for your battles
Do you need honey?

(I can get you one, I'll leave it
where you can pick it up)
Haiku # 16013, October 13, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by jewel1
The frost that I took
dwells within now, I go home
and watch the sunset
Haiku # 16012, October 13, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by jewel1toindiana
to ap...

I tried to call you
"sir", really honey, I did
But I gagged real bad

(something in my throat barred my
adoring address, was it grass?)
Haiku # 16011, October 13, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by nastier
softly, swiftly, go.
if you care for me no more.
my beautiful broom.
Haiku # 16010, October 13, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by moonflower
a worm in his head,
coackroaches, beetles, flies too.
In Osama's head.
Haiku # 16009, October 13, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by moonflower
weak and sick sometimes
bouncing,giggling, kicking too
life goes on, thank you.
Haiku # 16008, October 13, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by moonflower
moxie is evil,
mox is not good, he can't count,
he ruins haiku
Haiku # 16007, October 13, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, you suck me off,
and I pray for you
Haiku # 16006, October 13, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, we bounce between,
our neighborhood
Haiku # 16005, October 13, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by --bash--
Your leathery hands
touch my skin, your crazy eyes,
and your reckless grin
Haiku # 16004, October 13, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by miles
keep yer pecker hard,
an yer powder dry, we all
have, a time to die
Haiku # 16003, October 13, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, in between is
our neighborhood
Haiku # 16002, October 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by --bash--
congratulations!
your haiku was sixteen thou!
the grand prize winner!
Haiku # 16001, October 13, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by yes, it's goat dip unfortunately...but prepared with peace n' love
another haiku
follows another haiku
like night follows day
Haiku # 16000, October 13, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ash
what is so funny
about peace, love and the rest?
is it the clothing?

i wish peace and love
to all earthly visitors,
along with goat dip
Haiku # 15999, October 13, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin - i mean this in the nicest way possible
no more, no more pls.
too much evil in this world.
peace and love we need.
Haiku # 15998, October 13, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by moonflower
i adore you babe
my one dimpled darling carl
precious gift from above.

Haiku # 15997, October 13, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by moonflower
my pup is steffi
loves unconditionally
am surely lucky!
Haiku # 15996, October 13, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by moonflower
my teardrops in bed
i am so lonely see me.
did you ever see sweet bee?

Haiku # 15995, October 13, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by moonflower
pretty butterfly
come stay by my side today
come to me ...oh come.
Haiku # 15994, October 13, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by moonflower
Why is it that it's
your fault when people call you
a retard, and they're being assholes?

Haiku # 15993, October 13, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15992, October 13, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gibber jabber shit
drivel drivel drivel shit
more stupid drivel
Haiku # 15991, October 13, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
totemo kuchai
anata no oheso
mazui uni
Haiku # 15990, October 13, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by feathered goatjin vermin
ronnin-san, genki?
nihongo hanashimasu
...is it poetry?
Haiku # 15989, October 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
youse struts yer hour
on dis lousy stage, and why?
all to make a buck
Haiku # 15988, October 13, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin, gettin' paid by the syllable
punk with a keyboard
should you meet me in person
you would call me sir
Haiku # 15987, October 13, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ap
Ey PEE...

Idiot who pretends
to be a moron, how dare!
poor and sorry life

(whats the prob, oldie? Had a bad life,
huh? Try sniffing crystal balls,
maybe you'd get a high...bwahahahaaaa!)
Haiku # 15986, October 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15985, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15984, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile

(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)
Haiku # 15983, October 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Vermina
Vermin Goat...

A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want

(soreee dewy, try again, pug)
Haiku # 15981, October 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Vermina
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15980, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15979, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne

(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)
Haiku # 15978, October 13, 2001 10:56 am ET
by nastier
to nasty...

Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?

(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)
Haiku # 15977, October 13, 2001 10:53 am ET
by nastier
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