Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the tree bears its own
the abundance of its fruit
and dry wood for fire
Haiku # 16020, October 14, 2001 8:06 am ET
by indiana
once familiar lines
quickly exposed the queen bee
to the goat
Haiku # 16019, October 14, 2001 7:59 am ET
by indiana
scissors go snip, snip,
hedge cutters go, clip-clip-clip,
dildos just go hmmmmmmm
Haiku # 16018, October 14, 2001 3:34 am ET
by bbbbash
hisashiburi?
watashi wa koko ni
deshita, anata?
Haiku # 16017, October 14, 2001 12:59 am ET
by i remember a ronin who used to write haiku...
baka geisha boy
watashi-wa samurai ?
no arigato
Haiku # 16016, October 14, 2001 12:38 am ET
by ash
.........hisashiburi
scott, gambatte kudasai
........motto ii, hai
Haiku # 16015, October 14, 2001 12:17 am ET
by ronin
bit of good and bad
in everyone, i suppose
that haiku, my bad
Haiku # 16014, October 13, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by re: that kuchai haiku #15990
Numbed by the long years
I still pray for your battles
Do you need honey?

(I can get you one, I'll leave it
where you can pick it up)
Haiku # 16013, October 13, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by jewel1
The frost that I took
dwells within now, I go home
and watch the sunset
Haiku # 16012, October 13, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by jewel1toindiana
to ap...

I tried to call you
"sir", really honey, I did
But I gagged real bad

(something in my throat barred my
adoring address, was it grass?)
Haiku # 16011, October 13, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by nastier
softly, swiftly, go.
if you care for me no more.
my beautiful broom.
Haiku # 16010, October 13, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by moonflower
a worm in his head,
coackroaches, beetles, flies too.
In Osama's head.
Haiku # 16009, October 13, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by moonflower
weak and sick sometimes
bouncing,giggling, kicking too
life goes on, thank you.
Haiku # 16008, October 13, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by moonflower
moxie is evil,
mox is not good, he can't count,
he ruins haiku
Haiku # 16007, October 13, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, you suck me off,
and I pray for you
Haiku # 16006, October 13, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, we bounce between,
our neighborhood
Haiku # 16005, October 13, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by --bash--
Your leathery hands
touch my skin, your crazy eyes,
and your reckless grin
Haiku # 16004, October 13, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by miles
keep yer pecker hard,
an yer powder dry, we all
have, a time to die
Haiku # 16003, October 13, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by --bash--
evil is evil,
good is good, in between is
our neighborhood
Haiku # 16002, October 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by --bash--
congratulations!
your haiku was sixteen thou!
the grand prize winner!
Haiku # 16001, October 13, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by yes, it's goat dip unfortunately...but prepared with peace n' love
another haiku
follows another haiku
like night follows day
Haiku # 16000, October 13, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ash
what is so funny
about peace, love and the rest?
is it the clothing?

i wish peace and love
to all earthly visitors,
along with goat dip
Haiku # 15999, October 13, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin - i mean this in the nicest way possible
no more, no more pls.
too much evil in this world.
peace and love we need.
Haiku # 15998, October 13, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by moonflower
i adore you babe
my one dimpled darling carl
precious gift from above.

Haiku # 15997, October 13, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by moonflower
my pup is steffi
loves unconditionally
am surely lucky!
Haiku # 15996, October 13, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by moonflower
my teardrops in bed
i am so lonely see me.
did you ever see sweet bee?

Haiku # 15995, October 13, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by moonflower
pretty butterfly
come stay by my side today
come to me ...oh come.
Haiku # 15994, October 13, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by moonflower
Why is it that it's
your fault when people call you
a retard, and they're being assholes?

Haiku # 15993, October 13, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15992, October 13, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gibber jabber shit
drivel drivel drivel shit
more stupid drivel
Haiku # 15991, October 13, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
totemo kuchai
anata no oheso
mazui uni
Haiku # 15990, October 13, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by feathered goatjin vermin
ronnin-san, genki?
nihongo hanashimasu
...is it poetry?
Haiku # 15989, October 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
youse struts yer hour
on dis lousy stage, and why?
all to make a buck
Haiku # 15988, October 13, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin, gettin' paid by the syllable
punk with a keyboard
should you meet me in person
you would call me sir
Haiku # 15987, October 13, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ap
Ey PEE...

Idiot who pretends
to be a moron, how dare!
poor and sorry life

(whats the prob, oldie? Had a bad life,
huh? Try sniffing crystal balls,
maybe you'd get a high...bwahahahaaaa!)
Haiku # 15986, October 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15985, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15984, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile

(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)
Haiku # 15983, October 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Vermina
Vermin Goat...

A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want

(soreee dewy, try again, pug)
Haiku # 15981, October 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Vermina
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15980, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15979, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne

(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)
Haiku # 15978, October 13, 2001 10:56 am ET
by nastier
to nasty...

Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?

(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)
Haiku # 15977, October 13, 2001 10:53 am ET
by nastier

..really ash old dude
what wasabe and tofu
....make it sashimi



Haiku # 15976, October 13, 2001 9:42 am ET
by ronin
AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP

........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses
Haiku # 15975, October 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin
this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it
Haiku # 15974, October 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by blues brother

...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud
Haiku # 15973, October 13, 2001 8:42 am ET
by ronni
.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)
Haiku # 15972, October 13, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
Haiku # 15971, October 13, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15970, October 13, 2001 8:31 am ET
by ronin
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