If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!
by SHAGGYDOO
Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala
by Fernando Lamas of Lhasa, Tibet
ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!
by Infinity of shithole, us of fucking a
nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself
by ash
sometimes i just sit
wondering if i can fit
and then i submit
by ash
Sitting on the porch
having my way with a beer
when a fart slipped out
by Tony's Grandpa
This is just to test
To see if the time stamp is
Working properly
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
achoo! gesundheit
cover your mouth, idiot
don't want your disease
by Emcee Escher
gurgling again
lactose intolerance sucks
coffee is safer
by Emcee Escher
next cube's a lunger
so proud of his infection
atomised virus
by Emcee Escher
The morning is best
although the evening is good
for seeing the stars
by SHAGGYDOO
it goes round and round
and doesn''t stop there even
it does other stuff
by ash
Looking for the words
to show my satisfaction
for the head you gave
by Tony's Grandpa
I realize that
Quotation marks are all fucked
This will be fixed soon
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks from my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash,
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash ,
Riots in the streets--
Chaos & confusion reign--
Y2K? Haiku!
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
Nooooo not the comma!
I meant the apostrophe!
I guess I AM stoned!
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Janis check this.....
Your commas are quotations
When I type them in...
by Look up to ---> What the ?!!!
Fuckin'' ripoff scam
Try taking a cab downtown
See how they do YOU
by WHAT The HELL !?!!
Alaskan coastline
Birds, fish, life, all God''s wonder
Exxon is EVIL!!!
by HEY!! What the......?!
take me for granted
we haven''t made love in years
you make me feel old
by Sleepwalker
i went to kuwait
ate dishwater and curry
taste my vacation
by Anonymous Poet
Lighten up, Emcee
Where there''s a will, there''s a way
to make things cheery!
by Tiffani
blind me, look at this
grey as a thunderhead
great... more depression
by Emcee Escher
with regards to us
i sometimes understand u
somewhat more than me
by ash
as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry
by ash
another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee
by Infinity of BLAH
Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.
by Adam
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
by Adam
Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue
by Janis of LA, USA
O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
bad01
bad02
bad03
by Janis of TOronto, CA
Dumb dog stop glaring,
that was a long time ago.
its back to dog food.
by Kevin Libin
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
by Adam
Dear GreenPeace,please note
My Dick is named FLIPPER
He is my pet Dolphin
by johnny waddsea world, waddworld of sports
If It Smells Like Fish
Shes a Dish, if It Smells Like
Cologne, Leave Alone
by johnny waddfishballs, stinkpieinmyeye
So sick of tuna
No choice but peanut butter
How does dolphin taste?
by Carnivore of Nowhereland, burp
don't ever forget
the screaming of the dolphins
dying in the nets
by Travis Nathaniel Travis of manchester, you know the big 1
missiles launched at night
stumbling NATO officers
pizza is ready
by Brian of New York, us
Uncle Wiggley
Was a goddamn phoney, Mac!
My cat's name is Bob
by Jack O'Lantern of Paris, U$@
kosovo problems ?
some things never seem to change
final solution ?
by ash
Slid on Bunny Poop
Fell down Stairs, CRASh thru window
DAMN EASTER BUNNY!!
by johnny waddwaddedelphia, waddatonia
good bye lady friend
no more cranial mismatch
just me and Hoover
by Thunder Stork
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
full flavor:drip fat bliss
by dodo of kansas city, usa
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
flavor:drip fat bliss
by dodo of kansas city, usa
dog eating cat shit,
breath like scatophile, now I
give him tube of crest
by Marian of kansas city, usa
coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now
by Marian of kansas city, usa
The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
by charlotte of usa
