Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

This is just to test
To see if the time stamp is
Working properly
Haiku # 1481, June 24, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
achoo! gesundheit
cover your mouth, idiot
don't want your disease
Haiku # 1480, June 24, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Emcee Escher
gurgling again
lactose intolerance sucks
coffee is safer
Haiku # 1479, June 24, 1999 5:50 am ET
by Emcee Escher
next cube's a lunger
so proud of his infection
atomised virus
Haiku # 1478, June 24, 1999 5:42 am ET
by Emcee Escher
The morning is best
although the evening is good
for seeing the stars
Haiku # 1477, June 24, 1999 3:50 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
it goes round and round
and doesn''t stop there even
it does other stuff
Haiku # 1476, June 24, 1999 3:49 am ET
by ash
Looking for the words
to show my satisfaction
for the head you gave
Haiku # 1475, June 23, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I realize that
Quotation marks are all fucked
This will be fixed soon
Haiku # 1474, June 23, 1999 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks from my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1473, June 23, 1999 2:40 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash,
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1472, June 23, 1999 2:39 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash ,
Riots in the streets--
Chaos & confusion reign--
Y2K? Haiku!
Haiku # 1471, June 23, 1999 2:31 am ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
Nooooo not the comma!
I meant the apostrophe!
I guess I AM stoned!
Haiku # 1470, June 22, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Janis check this.....
Your commas are quotations
When I type them in...
Haiku # 1469, June 22, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Look up to ---> What the ?!!!
Fuckin'' ripoff scam
Try taking a cab downtown
See how they do YOU
Haiku # 1468, June 22, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by WHAT The HELL !?!!
Alaskan coastline
Birds, fish, life, all God''s wonder
Exxon is EVIL!!!
Haiku # 1467, June 22, 1999 7:39 pm ET
by HEY!! What the......?!
take me for granted
we haven''t made love in years
you make me feel old
Haiku # 1466, June 22, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Sleepwalker
i went to kuwait
ate dishwater and curry
taste my vacation
Haiku # 1465, June 22, 1999 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lighten up, Emcee
Where there''s a will, there''s a way
to make things cheery!
Haiku # 1464, June 22, 1999 10:42 am ET
by Tiffani
blind me, look at this

grey as a thunderhead

great... more depression
Haiku # 1463, June 22, 1999 10:23 am ET
by Emcee Escher
with regards to us
i sometimes understand u
somewhat more than me
Haiku # 1462, June 22, 1999 7:18 am ET
by ash
as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry
Haiku # 1461, June 22, 1999 4:01 am ET
by ash
another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee
Haiku # 1460, June 21, 1999 9:21 pm ET
by Infinity of BLAH
Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.
Haiku # 1459, June 21, 1999 8:58 pm ET
by Adam
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
Haiku # 1458, June 21, 1999 8:56 pm ET
by Adam
Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue
Haiku # 1457, June 21, 1999 8:55 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die
Haiku # 1456, June 21, 1999 8:46 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
bad01
bad02
bad03
Haiku # 1455, June 21, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by Janis of TOronto, CA
Dumb dog stop glaring,
that was a long time ago.
its back to dog food.
Haiku # 1454, June 21, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Kevin Libin
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
Haiku # 1453, June 21, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Adam
Dear GreenPeace,please note
My Dick is named FLIPPER
He is my pet Dolphin
Haiku # 1452, April 7, 1999 12:26 pm ET
by johnny waddsea world, waddworld of sports
If It Smells Like Fish
Shes a Dish, if It Smells Like
Cologne, Leave Alone
Haiku # 1451, April 7, 1999 12:07 pm ET
by johnny waddfishballs, stinkpieinmyeye
So sick of tuna
No choice but peanut butter
How does dolphin taste?
Haiku # 1450, April 5, 1999 10:40 pm ET
by Carnivore of Nowhereland, burp
don't ever forget
the screaming of the dolphins
dying in the nets
Haiku # 1449, April 5, 1999 9:28 pm ET
by Travis Nathaniel Travis of manchester, you know the big 1
missiles launched at night
stumbling NATO officers
pizza is ready
Haiku # 1448, April 5, 1999 8:42 pm ET
by Brian of New York, us
Uncle Wiggley
Was a goddamn phoney, Mac!
My cat's name is Bob
Haiku # 1447, April 5, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by Jack O'Lantern of Paris, U$@
kosovo problems ?
some things never seem to change
final solution ?
Haiku # 1446, April 5, 1999 8:10 pm ET
by ash
Slid on Bunny Poop
Fell down Stairs, CRASh thru window
DAMN EASTER BUNNY!!
Haiku # 1445, April 5, 1999 2:10 pm ET
by johnny waddwaddedelphia, waddatonia
good bye lady friend
no more cranial mismatch
just me and Hoover
Haiku # 1444, April 4, 1999 3:50 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
full flavor:drip fat bliss
Haiku # 1443, April 4, 1999 2:47 pm ET
by dodo of kansas city, usa
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
flavor:drip fat bliss
Haiku # 1442, April 4, 1999 2:46 pm ET
by dodo of kansas city, usa
dog eating cat shit,
breath like scatophile, now I
give him tube of crest
Haiku # 1441, April 3, 1999 11:21 pm ET
by Marian of kansas city, usa
coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now
Haiku # 1440, April 2, 1999 4:47 pm ET
by Marian of kansas city, usa
The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
Haiku # 1439, April 2, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by charlotte of usa
Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech
Haiku # 1438, April 2, 1999 2:41 am ET
by AHHT
I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love
Haiku # 1437, April 2, 1999 2:40 am ET
by AHHT
those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross
Haiku # 1436, April 1, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by ash
my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success
Haiku # 1435, April 1, 1999 11:42 pm ET
by ash
a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face
Haiku # 1434, April 1, 1999 5:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
Haiku # 1433, April 1, 1999 9:51 am ET
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
Haiku # 1432, March 31, 1999 1:09 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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