take me for granted
we haven''t made love in years
you make me feel old
by Sleepwalker
i went to kuwait
ate dishwater and curry
taste my vacation
by Anonymous Poet
Lighten up, Emcee
Where there''s a will, there''s a way
to make things cheery!
by Tiffani
blind me, look at this
grey as a thunderhead
great... more depression
by Emcee Escher
with regards to us
i sometimes understand u
somewhat more than me
by ash
as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry
by ash
another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee
by Infinity of BLAH
Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.
by Adam
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
by Adam
Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue
by Janis of LA, USA
O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
bad01
bad02
bad03
by Janis of TOronto, CA
Dumb dog stop glaring,
that was a long time ago.
its back to dog food.
by Kevin Libin
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
by Adam
Dear GreenPeace,please note
My Dick is named FLIPPER
He is my pet Dolphin
by johnny waddsea world, waddworld of sports
If It Smells Like Fish
Shes a Dish, if It Smells Like
Cologne, Leave Alone
by johnny waddfishballs, stinkpieinmyeye
So sick of tuna
No choice but peanut butter
How does dolphin taste?
by Carnivore of Nowhereland, burp
don't ever forget
the screaming of the dolphins
dying in the nets
by Travis Nathaniel Travis of manchester, you know the big 1
missiles launched at night
stumbling NATO officers
pizza is ready
by Brian of New York, us
Uncle Wiggley
Was a goddamn phoney, Mac!
My cat's name is Bob
by Jack O'Lantern of Paris, U$@
kosovo problems ?
some things never seem to change
final solution ?
by ash
Slid on Bunny Poop
Fell down Stairs, CRASh thru window
DAMN EASTER BUNNY!!
by johnny waddwaddedelphia, waddatonia
good bye lady friend
no more cranial mismatch
just me and Hoover
by Thunder Stork
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
full flavor:drip fat bliss
by dodo of kansas city, usa
Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
flavor:drip fat bliss
by dodo of kansas city, usa
dog eating cat shit,
breath like scatophile, now I
give him tube of crest
by Marian of kansas city, usa
coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now
by Marian of kansas city, usa
The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share
by charlotte of usa
Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech
by AHHT
I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love
by AHHT
those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross
by ash
my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success
by ash
a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face
by Thunder Stork
dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles
by TaoJones of USA
so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!
by Hollywood Bonfire
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?
by Matt Stolz of Kerrville, US
Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True
by basho marx
Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.
by Nunya Bidness of Houston Texas
If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.
by Nunya BidnessHouston, Texas
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix
by johnny waddwaddville, waddivannia
Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia
by johhny waddyak city,
my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan
by Thunder Stork
Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy
by johhny waddyak city, pukatonia
When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.
by Sexy Chicken
If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.
by Mommy
