to Britney's hymen
said, "Out, out, dammed spot." Why so?
Because he's SnakeSpear.

how surreal is this?
thriller pass

turbulence ahead
better fasten your seatbelts
hand out the sick bags

From the skyline's sight
One may miss the monuments
The stars are still here

The dragon awoke
Fiery morning breath - *Cough* - Eh..
Beowulf is no stranger

Underground, far off
Behind the curtained stage
Lay slaughtered sheep

Channeled garbage
Out of tune 24/7, until...
**AMERICA UNDER ATTACK**

i feel it
spirit flow and mingle moistly,
free from the burden of thought,
the constraints of time,
the pain, the pleasure,
all is dead now

Towers fall to ground
All things are temporary
Why am I so sad?

Have to hand it to
Dubya, held it together
in front of school kids

moxie stay alert
no time to be tired now
rest assured ere long

coincidences:
my reference to seppuku
mox, falling tower

so broken hearted
horendous hateful 'humans'
cannot comprehend

terrorist attack
what the fuck is going on ?
dubya for worried

pressure of events
please ignore the extra the
gobsmacked this morning

smoke on the water
according to the deep purple
fi-yah in the sky

unbelievable
manhattan is a war zone
burnt apple smokin'

Thank you, Moxie.

I'm just tired of this

Though this sky is clear
tension, electricity
can be felt from here

And like Frankenstein's
something inside me has waked
to sharpen a blade

or a bad novel
words fail, how did tom clancy
get to be god huh?

it's just a bad joke
was my first thought, driving in,
flipping through channels

grandma has a glock
although she still bakes cookies
(a bit salty though)

"I fear all we have done is to wake a sleeping giant, and fill him with a terrible resolve."

Japanese Admiral Yamamoto
After attack on Pearl Harbor

michael jackson's bad
and when things suck, "it's all good"
haiku is haiku

we all quiet down
like mice hiding in the walls
when we hear your steps

thank you for this board
i hope it's still all okay
you know what what i mean?

All the strange events
I just don't know what to say
About this horror

Two Minute Dash

Does anyone else
Have a class that has started?
I'm soooo fucking late!


pardon my french, my spanish ain't so bad though.

Bad means bad???

Bad means good Haiku
But good means good Haiku? Scot!
Help me out here, bud!

Mr. Pluckingstoop Snoopington

What's in a name? ... tell
Detrimental for all life?
Your parents ' to blame!!!

Mature Misunderstanding

If I say "Fuck you!"
let's not get literal here.
I just don't like you.

Pubescent Misunderstanding

If it looks like snot
But you know it's really not
Then you say "It's not"

Some Crappy Wordplay

If it starts with "f-"
and it ends with "-artistic":
Gassy Masterpiece!

so r u a p ?
or was that incorrectly
it's a mystery

i'm so sorry ap
for having rhymed you with crap
but i guess shit hap......

perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better

oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee

bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox

i've got to tell you
i've been mistaken before
and will be again

but downed for the count
incorrect this occasion
thought ap rhymes with crap

honor demands it -
with the seppuku dagger
i'll write my last line...

once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap

and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien

Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?

Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity

Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^

it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches

Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself

well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?

it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all

five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again

Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then

What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?

i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors

i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.

i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.

i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club