michael jackson's bad
and when things suck, "it's all good"
haiku is haiku
by scott (to palsy, just one man's opinion)
we all quiet down
like mice hiding in the walls
when we hear your steps
thank you for this board
i hope it's still all okay
you know what what i mean?
by scott (to janis)
All the strange events
I just don't know what to say
About this horror
by Janis
Two Minute Dash
Does anyone else
Have a class that has started?
I'm soooo fucking late!
pardon my french, my spanish ain't so bad though.
by Palsy of seatless, again: baby beats the hell out of me with a pacifier... two black eyes.
Bad means bad???
Bad means good Haiku
But good means good Haiku? Scot!
Help me out here, bud!
by Palsy of sitting on another person's seat: a baby is crying nearby
Mr. Pluckingstoop Snoopington
What's in a name? ... tell
Detrimental for all life?
Your parents ' to blame!!!
by Palsy of seatless w/ a blackeye
Mature Misunderstanding
If I say "Fuck you!"
let's not get literal here.
I just don't like you.
by Palsy of back on my seat
Pubescent Misunderstanding
If it looks like snot
But you know it's really not
Then you say "It's not"
by Palsy of on another person's seat
Some Crappy Wordplay
If it starts with "f-"
and it ends with "-artistic":
Gassy Masterpiece!
by Palsy of on my seat
so r u a p ?
or was that incorrectly
it's a mystery
by ash
i'm so sorry ap
for having rhymed you with crap
but i guess shit hap......
by ash
perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better
by ap - i never thought about it, myself
oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee
by ap
bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox
by i'm not opening either
i've got to tell you
i've been mistaken before
and will be again
but downed for the count
incorrect this occasion
thought ap rhymes with crap
by ash
honor demands it -
with the seppuku dagger
i'll write my last line...
by scott (ha ha! just kidding folks!)
once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap
and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien
by mellie
Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?
Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity
Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches
by scott (speak of the devil?)
Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself
by ComiCat of Jerzey
well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?
by scott (splitting hairs and names & gearing up for public default and humiliation)
it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all
by scott
five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again
Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then
by mellie
What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors
by scott (hit submit a few times because I didn't think it posted - sorry ash)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
pink and swollen lips
welcome ap's softest kisses
perhaps she shaved it ?
by ash
A long ahead stretch
Blurred lines whizzing by
- - - - - - - - Z O O O O O O O O M - - - - - - - - STOP
Right down the center
Stands above: Coyote
Founded to always be there
Road Runner on-the-move
by Garik of New Jersey
pink and swollen lips
welcome my softest kisses
good thing she saved it
by ap
A submitted heart
Left in the dust after love
Got the "Too boring."
by ComiCat of Jerzey
carrion birds ride
dry thermal escalators
and craw "downsizing!"
by scott
pearls drip from mushroom
lovely necklace for her work
she wears it to church
lost in thought I sit
now beside her in the pew
glazed look on my face
by NaCl of The Regal Beagle
the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...
so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so
the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower
by Moxie
I laughed and you looked
down at your shirt and dribbled
some homemade ice cream
by Betty LeBomb
leyton's got the legs
sampras says he's got the legs
of an old man now
young gun yanked the prize
pistol whipped poor pete
looked cataleptic
by mellie
A few years older,
much, much colder, they do behold her,
For whom they sigh!
by Anonymous Poet
anaerobic reek
much sweeter than reeking buns
possibly the same
by mellie
noise coming from throat
slut has opened hers so wide
his lust gushes in
by mellie
feculent worm doo
writhing recycling maelstrom
anaerobic reek
by ash
the lone haikuist
if there be no more haiku
who won't read them then
by ash
trying's not so hard
but achieving sure can be
better give up then
by ash
intoxication
from under the influence
to over the top
by ash
take my breath away
and bring me back another
to do it again
by ash
