perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better
by ap - i never thought about it, myself
oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee
by ap
bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox
by i'm not opening either
i've got to tell you
i've been mistaken before
and will be again
but downed for the count
incorrect this occasion
thought ap rhymes with crap
by ash
honor demands it -
with the seppuku dagger
i'll write my last line...
by scott (ha ha! just kidding folks!)
once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap
and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien
by mellie
Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?
Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity
Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches
by scott (speak of the devil?)
Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself
by ComiCat of Jerzey
well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?
by scott (splitting hairs and names & gearing up for public default and humiliation)
it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all
by scott
five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again
Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then
by mellie
What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors
by scott (hit submit a few times because I didn't think it posted - sorry ash)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
by scott (my condolences)
pink and swollen lips
welcome ap's softest kisses
perhaps she shaved it ?
by ash
A long ahead stretch
Blurred lines whizzing by
- - - - - - - - Z O O O O O O O O M - - - - - - - - STOP
Right down the center
Stands above: Coyote
Founded to always be there
Road Runner on-the-move
by Garik of New Jersey
pink and swollen lips
welcome my softest kisses
good thing she saved it
by ap
A submitted heart
Left in the dust after love
Got the "Too boring."
by ComiCat of Jerzey
carrion birds ride
dry thermal escalators
and craw "downsizing!"
by scott
pearls drip from mushroom
lovely necklace for her work
she wears it to church
lost in thought I sit
now beside her in the pew
glazed look on my face
by NaCl of The Regal Beagle
the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...
so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so
the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower
by Moxie
I laughed and you looked
down at your shirt and dribbled
some homemade ice cream
by Betty LeBomb
leyton's got the legs
sampras says he's got the legs
of an old man now
young gun yanked the prize
pistol whipped poor pete
looked cataleptic
by mellie
A few years older,
much, much colder, they do behold her,
For whom they sigh!
by Anonymous Poet
anaerobic reek
much sweeter than reeking buns
possibly the same
by mellie
noise coming from throat
slut has opened hers so wide
his lust gushes in
by mellie
feculent worm doo
writhing recycling maelstrom
anaerobic reek
by ash
the lone haikuist
if there be no more haiku
who won't read them then
by ash
trying's not so hard
but achieving sure can be
better give up then
by ash
intoxication
from under the influence
to over the top
by ash
take my breath away
and bring me back another
to do it again
by ash
open wide our throats
choruses of lust rising
harmoniously
by ash
............a night's solitude
where the palm trees' acorns fall
...............on the patio
by ronin@thelast15poemsarereallycool.irereadandrereadthesameand feedonit
I wear no collar
naturally I submit
O Master O Sir
by mellie
stick out your wet tongue
......in total sublimity
..rinse my oysters clean
by ronin@itwasacodesillynottobetakenliterally
kneel down dear mellie
.in sweet adoration and
.open wide your mouth
by ronin@quitehorny
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
by Dr. Claw
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
by Dr. Claw
when people ask me
about this black eye, I'll say
"rough sex with mellie"
by scott (never said i was a gentleman)
How many more times
Must I tell you about the
Rule of cleaning up?
I have found my haven
Amoungst these courageous souls
Who post quality
by Wondermouth the Loud
Tossing in the night
Cannot rid you from my mind
What a dream I had!
by Wondermouth
XP is installed
Seems to be going ok
It hasn't crashed yet
by Janis
