Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap

and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien
Haiku # 13576, September 11, 2001 12:40 am ET
by mellie
Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?

Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity

Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^
Haiku # 13575, September 11, 2001 12:28 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches
Haiku # 13574, September 11, 2001 12:18 am ET
by scott (speak of the devil?)
Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself
Haiku # 13573, September 11, 2001 12:10 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?
Haiku # 13572, September 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott (splitting hairs and names & gearing up for public default and humiliation)
it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all
Haiku # 13571, September 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by scott
five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again

Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then
Haiku # 13570, September 10, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?
Haiku # 13569, September 10, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors
Haiku # 13568, September 10, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by scott (hit submit a few times because I didn't think it posted - sorry ash)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13567, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13566, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13565, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13564, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13563, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13562, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13561, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
pink and swollen lips
welcome ap's softest kisses
perhaps she shaved it ?
Haiku # 13560, September 10, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ash
A long ahead stretch
Blurred lines whizzing by
- - - - - - - - Z O O O O O O O O M - - - - - - - - STOP
Right down the center

Stands above: Coyote
Founded to always be there
Road Runner on-the-move
Haiku # 13559, September 10, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Garik of New Jersey
pink and swollen lips
welcome my softest kisses
good thing she saved it
Haiku # 13558, September 10, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by ap
A submitted heart
Left in the dust after love
Got the "Too boring."
Haiku # 13557, September 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
carrion birds ride
dry thermal escalators
and craw "downsizing!"
Haiku # 13556, September 10, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by scott
pearls drip from mushroom
lovely necklace for her work
she wears it to church

lost in thought I sit
now beside her in the pew
glazed look on my face
Haiku # 13555, September 10, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by NaCl of The Regal Beagle
the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...

so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so

the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower

Haiku # 13554, September 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
I laughed and you looked
down at your shirt and dribbled
some homemade ice cream
Haiku # 13553, September 10, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
leyton's got the legs
sampras says he's got the legs
of an old man now

young gun yanked the prize
pistol whipped poor pete
looked cataleptic
Haiku # 13552, September 10, 2001 8:10 am ET
by mellie
A few years older,
much, much colder, they do behold her,
For whom they sigh!
Haiku # 13551, September 10, 2001 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anaerobic reek
much sweeter than reeking buns
possibly the same
Haiku # 13550, September 10, 2001 3:13 am ET
by mellie
noise coming from throat
slut has opened hers so wide
his lust gushes in
Haiku # 13549, September 10, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie
feculent worm doo
writhing recycling maelstrom
anaerobic reek
Haiku # 13548, September 10, 2001 2:29 am ET
by ash
the lone haikuist
if there be no more haiku
who won't read them then
Haiku # 13547, September 10, 2001 2:21 am ET
by ash
trying's not so hard
but achieving sure can be
better give up then
Haiku # 13546, September 10, 2001 2:19 am ET
by ash
intoxication
from under the influence
to over the top
Haiku # 13545, September 9, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ash
take my breath away
and bring me back another
to do it again
Haiku # 13544, September 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
open wide our throats
choruses of lust rising
harmoniously
Haiku # 13543, September 9, 2001 10:01 am ET
by ash

............a night's solitude
where the palm trees' acorns fall
...............on the patio
Haiku # 13542, September 9, 2001 8:53 am ET
by ronin@thelast15poemsarereallycool.irereadandrereadthesameand feedonit
I wear no collar
naturally I submit
O Master O Sir
Haiku # 13541, September 9, 2001 6:22 am ET
by mellie

stick out your wet tongue
......in total sublimity
..rinse my oysters clean
Haiku # 13540, September 9, 2001 4:37 am ET
by ronin@itwasacodesillynottobetakenliterally

kneel down dear mellie
.in sweet adoration and
.open wide your mouth
Haiku # 13539, September 9, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ronin@quitehorny
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
Haiku # 13538, September 9, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Dr. Claw
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
Haiku # 13537, September 9, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Dr. Claw
when people ask me
about this black eye, I'll say
"rough sex with mellie"
Haiku # 13536, September 8, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott (never said i was a gentleman)
How many more times
Must I tell you about the
Rule of cleaning up?

I have found my haven
Amoungst these courageous souls
Who post quality
Haiku # 13535, September 8, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Wondermouth the Loud
Tossing in the night
Cannot rid you from my mind
What a dream I had!
Haiku # 13534, September 8, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Wondermouth
XP is installed
Seems to be going ok
It hasn't crashed yet
Haiku # 13533, September 8, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Janis
that sounds really mean
because I'm always inclined
to be generous
Haiku # 13532, September 8, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie, don't know what happened there oops!
Haiku # 13531, September 8, 2001 11:07 am ET
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
I'll handle what's mine
and I might handle what's yours
if I felt inclined
Haiku # 13530, September 8, 2001 7:31 am ET
by mellie

....let me travel west
into the lands of the blest
....for a place to rest
Haiku # 13529, September 8, 2001 1:35 am ET
by ronin@realmenwearkilts
Stars have all blown out,
like small lanterns in the trees.
Dark night settles in.

Magnolias hold out
tiny flames. Day draws nearer ----
so do what you can.
Haiku # 13528, September 8, 2001 12:57 am ET
by k_against_nothing_for_a_briefwhile
starry. dusk lingers
down the valley, a lofty
view, holds back the night
Haiku # 13527, September 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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