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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13567 September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13566 September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13565 September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13564 September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13563 September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13562 September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13561 September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
pink and swollen lips
welcome ap's softest kisses
perhaps she shaved it ?
Haiku # 13560 September 10, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ash
A long ahead stretch
Blurred lines whizzing by
- - - - - - - - Z O O O O O O O O M - - - - - - - - STOP
Right down the center

Stands above: Coyote
Founded to always be there
Road Runner on-the-move
Haiku # 13559 September 10, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Garik of New Jersey
pink and swollen lips
welcome my softest kisses
good thing she saved it
Haiku # 13558 September 10, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by ap
A submitted heart
Left in the dust after love
Got the "Too boring."
Haiku # 13557 September 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
carrion birds ride
dry thermal escalators
and craw "downsizing!"
Haiku # 13556 September 10, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by scott
pearls drip from mushroom
lovely necklace for her work
she wears it to church

lost in thought I sit
now beside her in the pew
glazed look on my face
Haiku # 13555 September 10, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by NaCl of The Regal Beagle
the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...

so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so

the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower

Haiku # 13554 September 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
I laughed and you looked
down at your shirt and dribbled
some homemade ice cream
Haiku # 13553 September 10, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
leyton's got the legs
sampras says he's got the legs
of an old man now

young gun yanked the prize
pistol whipped poor pete
looked cataleptic
Haiku # 13552 September 10, 2001 8:10 am ET
by mellie
A few years older,
much, much colder, they do behold her,
For whom they sigh!
Haiku # 13551 September 10, 2001 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anaerobic reek
much sweeter than reeking buns
possibly the same
Haiku # 13550 September 10, 2001 3:13 am ET
by mellie
noise coming from throat
slut has opened hers so wide
his lust gushes in
Haiku # 13549 September 10, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie
feculent worm doo
writhing recycling maelstrom
anaerobic reek
Haiku # 13548 September 10, 2001 2:29 am ET
by ash
the lone haikuist
if there be no more haiku
who won't read them then
Haiku # 13547 September 10, 2001 2:21 am ET
by ash
trying's not so hard
but achieving sure can be
better give up then
Haiku # 13546 September 10, 2001 2:19 am ET
by ash
intoxication
from under the influence
to over the top
Haiku # 13545 September 9, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ash
take my breath away
and bring me back another
to do it again
Haiku # 13544 September 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
open wide our throats
choruses of lust rising
harmoniously
Haiku # 13543 September 9, 2001 10:01 am ET
by ash

............a night's solitude
where the palm trees' acorns fall
...............on the patio
Haiku # 13542 September 9, 2001 8:53 am ET
by ronin@thelast15poemsarereallycool.irereadandrereadthesameand feedonit
I wear no collar
naturally I submit
O Master O Sir
Haiku # 13541 September 9, 2001 6:22 am ET
by mellie

stick out your wet tongue
......in total sublimity
..rinse my oysters clean
Haiku # 13540 September 9, 2001 4:37 am ET
by ronin@itwasacodesillynottobetakenliterally

kneel down dear mellie
.in sweet adoration and
.open wide your mouth
Haiku # 13539 September 9, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ronin@quitehorny
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
Haiku # 13538 September 9, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Dr. Claw
On a rotting sill
Lay a wilted wrapper (death)
IN a stolen box
Haiku # 13537 September 9, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Dr. Claw
when people ask me
about this black eye, I'll say
"rough sex with mellie"
Haiku # 13536 September 8, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott (never said i was a gentleman)
How many more times
Must I tell you about the
Rule of cleaning up?

I have found my haven
Amoungst these courageous souls
Who post quality
Haiku # 13535 September 8, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Wondermouth the Loud
Tossing in the night
Cannot rid you from my mind
What a dream I had!
Haiku # 13534 September 8, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Wondermouth
XP is installed
Seems to be going ok
It hasn't crashed yet
Haiku # 13533 September 8, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Janis
that sounds really mean
because I'm always inclined
to be generous
Haiku # 13532 September 8, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie, don't know what happened there oops!
Haiku # 13531 September 8, 2001 11:07 am ET
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
I'll handle what's mine
and I might handle what's yours
if I felt inclined
Haiku # 13530 September 8, 2001 7:31 am ET
by mellie

....let me travel west
into the lands of the blest
....for a place to rest
Haiku # 13529 September 8, 2001 1:35 am ET
by ronin@realmenwearkilts
Stars have all blown out,
like small lanterns in the trees.
Dark night settles in.

Magnolias hold out
tiny flames. Day draws nearer ----
so do what you can.
Haiku # 13528 September 8, 2001 12:57 am ET
by k_against_nothing_for_a_briefwhile
starry. dusk lingers
down the valley, a lofty
view, holds back the night
Haiku # 13527 September 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fog rolls in again.
The ocean heaves against us
in rebellion.
Haiku # 13526 September 7, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by k_against_nothing_for_a_briefwhile
I take long grains of
rice and feed them to the moon.
I am still hungry.
Haiku # 13525 September 7, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by k_against_nothing_for_a_briefwhile of MoonMadness
...but if this is just
a dream of a butterfly
then why all the fuss?
Haiku # 13524 September 7, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by scott (sting like a bee)
(in reference to those
who steal another's good name
we've seen where that leads)
Haiku # 13523 September 7, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by scott (setting myself up for abuse)
multiple mellies?
the reeking buns of angels
wrapped in filthy kilts
Haiku # 13522 September 7, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by scott
while musicians set
up drum sets for their set say,
quiet on the set

(okay, that was geeky)
Haiku # 13521 September 7, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of pendantic's-ville
Has set the house fly
towards quick setting cement
that won't set him free
Haiku # 13520 September 7, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of pendantic's-ville
My setting the set
on the telvision set
that was set on three
Haiku # 13519 September 7, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of pendantic's-ville
Haiku # 13518 September 7, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet