Bad Haiku

Bad means bad???

Bad means good Haiku
But good means good Haiku? Scot!
Help me out here, bud!

Haiku # 13589, September 11, 2001 9:36 am ET

by Palsy of sitting on another person's seat: a baby is crying nearby

Mr. Pluckingstoop Snoopington

What's in a name? ... tell
Detrimental for all life?
Your parents ' to blame!!!

Haiku # 13588, September 11, 2001 9:26 am ET

by Palsy of seatless w/ a blackeye

Mature Misunderstanding

If I say "Fuck you!"
let's not get literal here.
I just don't like you.

Haiku # 13587, September 11, 2001 9:13 am ET

by Palsy of back on my seat

Pubescent Misunderstanding

If it looks like snot
But you know it's really not
Then you say "It's not"

Haiku # 13586, September 11, 2001 9:10 am ET

by Palsy of on another person's seat

Some Crappy Wordplay

If it starts with "f-"
and it ends with "-artistic":
Gassy Masterpiece!

Haiku # 13585, September 11, 2001 9:08 am ET

by Palsy of on my seat

so r u a p ?
or was that incorrectly
it's a mystery

Haiku # 13584, September 11, 2001 9:07 am ET

by ash

i'm so sorry ap
for having rhymed you with crap
but i guess shit hap......

Haiku # 13583, September 11, 2001 9:02 am ET

by ash

perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better

Haiku # 13582, September 11, 2001 6:42 am ET

by ap - i never thought about it, myself

oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee

Haiku # 13581, September 11, 2001 6:22 am ET

by ap

bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox

Haiku # 13580, September 11, 2001 5:59 am ET

by i'm not opening either

i've got to tell you
i've been mistaken before
and will be again

but downed for the count
incorrect this occasion
thought ap rhymes with crap

Haiku # 13579, September 11, 2001 1:35 am ET

by ash

Haiku # 13578, September 11, 2001 1:35 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

honor demands it -
with the seppuku dagger
i'll write my last line...

Haiku # 13577, September 11, 2001 1:04 am ET

by scott (ha ha! just kidding folks!)

once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap

and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien

Haiku # 13576, September 11, 2001 12:40 am ET

by mellie

Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?

Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity

Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^

Haiku # 13575, September 11, 2001 12:28 am ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches

Haiku # 13574, September 11, 2001 12:18 am ET

by scott (speak of the devil?)

Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself

Haiku # 13573, September 11, 2001 12:10 am ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?

Haiku # 13572, September 11, 2001 12:09 am ET

by scott (splitting hairs and names & gearing up for public default and humiliation)

it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all

Haiku # 13571, September 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET

by scott

five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again

Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then

Haiku # 13570, September 10, 2001 11:49 pm ET

by mellie

What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?

Haiku # 13569, September 10, 2001 10:57 pm ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors

Haiku # 13568, September 10, 2001 9:01 pm ET

by scott (hit submit a few times because I didn't think it posted - sorry ash)

i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.

Haiku # 13567, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET

by scott (my condolences)

i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.

Haiku # 13566, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET

by scott (my condolences)