Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Towers fall to ground
All things are temporary
Why am I so sad?
Haiku # 13608, September 11, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by mark of not far enough away...
Have to hand it to
Dubya, held it together
in front of school kids
Haiku # 13607, September 11, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
moxie stay alert
no time to be tired now
rest assured ere long
Haiku # 13606, September 11, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by mellie
coincidences:
my reference to seppuku
mox, falling tower
Haiku # 13605, September 11, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by scott (a world without coincidences would be pretty unlikely, but check out 13577, 13554)
so broken hearted
horendous hateful 'humans'
cannot comprehend
Haiku # 13604, September 11, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by mellie
terrorist attack
what the fuck is going on ?
dubya for worried
Haiku # 13603, September 11, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
pressure of events
please ignore the extra the
gobsmacked this morning
Haiku # 13602, September 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by ash
smoke on the water
according to the deep purple
fi-yah in the sky

unbelievable
manhattan is a war zone
burnt apple smokin'
Haiku # 13601, September 11, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by ash
Thank you, Moxie.
Haiku # 13600, September 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm just tired of this
Haiku # 13599, September 11, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Though this sky is clear
tension, electricity
can be felt from here

And like Frankenstein's
something inside me has waked
to sharpen a blade
Haiku # 13598, September 11, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
or a bad novel
words fail, how did tom clancy
get to be god huh?
Haiku # 13597, September 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymoose
it's just a bad joke
was my first thought, driving in,
flipping through channels
Haiku # 13596, September 11, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by scott (feeling like an ass)
grandma has a glock
although she still bakes cookies
(a bit salty though)
Haiku # 13595, September 11, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by scott (to janis, wish I knew for certain what we were talking about...and excuse the extra "what" in 13592)
"I fear all we have done is to wake a sleeping giant, and fill him with a terrible resolve."

Japanese Admiral Yamamoto
After attack on Pearl Harbor
Haiku # 13594, September 11, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Janis
michael jackson's bad
and when things suck, "it's all good"
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 13593, September 11, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by scott (to palsy, just one man's opinion)
we all quiet down
like mice hiding in the walls
when we hear your steps

thank you for this board
i hope it's still all okay
you know what what i mean?
Haiku # 13592, September 11, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by scott (to janis)
All the strange events
I just don't know what to say
About this horror
Haiku # 13591, September 11, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Janis

Two Minute Dash

Does anyone else
Have a class that has started?
I'm soooo fucking late!


pardon my french, my spanish ain't so bad though.
Haiku # 13590, September 11, 2001 9:43 am ET
by Palsy of seatless, again: baby beats the hell out of me with a pacifier... two black eyes.

Bad means bad???

Bad means good Haiku
But good means good Haiku? Scot!
Help me out here, bud!
Haiku # 13589, September 11, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Palsy of sitting on another person's seat: a baby is crying nearby

Mr. Pluckingstoop Snoopington

What's in a name? ... tell
Detrimental for all life?
Your parents ' to blame!!!
Haiku # 13588, September 11, 2001 9:26 am ET
by Palsy of seatless w/ a blackeye

Mature Misunderstanding

If I say "Fuck you!"
let's not get literal here.
I just don't like you.
Haiku # 13587, September 11, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Palsy of back on my seat

Pubescent Misunderstanding

If it looks like snot
But you know it's really not
Then you say "It's not"
Haiku # 13586, September 11, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Palsy of on another person's seat

Some Crappy Wordplay

If it starts with "f-"
and it ends with "-artistic":
Gassy Masterpiece!
Haiku # 13585, September 11, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Palsy of on my seat
so r u a p ?
or was that incorrectly
it's a mystery
Haiku # 13584, September 11, 2001 9:07 am ET
by ash
i'm so sorry ap
for having rhymed you with crap
but i guess shit hap......
Haiku # 13583, September 11, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ash
perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better
Haiku # 13582, September 11, 2001 6:42 am ET
by ap - i never thought about it, myself
oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee
Haiku # 13581, September 11, 2001 6:22 am ET
by ap
bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox
Haiku # 13580, September 11, 2001 5:59 am ET
by i'm not opening either
i've got to tell you
i've been mistaken before
and will be again

but downed for the count
incorrect this occasion
thought ap rhymes with crap
Haiku # 13579, September 11, 2001 1:35 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13578, September 11, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
honor demands it -
with the seppuku dagger
i'll write my last line...
Haiku # 13577, September 11, 2001 1:04 am ET
by scott (ha ha! just kidding folks!)
once I thought ay pee
and made the same quaint error
now say ap like lap

and worst of all scott
I thought mox could be a gal
not an alien
Haiku # 13576, September 11, 2001 12:40 am ET
by mellie
Yin and Yan + Two Points
Contrasted by black and white
Which is good and bad?

Evil can be bliss
Goodness can get evil sometimes
Relativity

Damn Einstein, now dead
Never clarified anything,
And stuck out his tongue 8^
Haiku # 13575, September 11, 2001 12:28 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's better to rule
in hell, of course, than to serve
at golden arches
Haiku # 13574, September 11, 2001 12:18 am ET
by scott (speak of the devil?)
Virtous bastard
Perched high and almighty -
The Devil Himself
Haiku # 13573, September 11, 2001 12:10 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
well, i would be wrong
if it's "ap" and not "ay pee"
...so which one is it?
Haiku # 13572, September 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by scott (splitting hairs and names & gearing up for public default and humiliation)
it just reminds me
of captain cook's damaged ship
...not a god at all
Haiku # 13571, September 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by scott
five fingers each hand
tap them on ya desk scottie
then count it again

Master is faultless
are you missing a digit?
well tap ya foot then
Haiku # 13570, September 10, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
What was it again?
No, not that, impossible...
Maybe...probable?
Haiku # 13569, September 10, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i must clarify
that was excessive gloating
had server errors
Haiku # 13568, September 10, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by scott (hit submit a few times because I didn't think it posted - sorry ash)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13567, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club.
Haiku # 13566, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13565, September 10, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13564, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13563, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13562, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
i've lived to see it:
ash miscounted syllables!
welcome to the club
Haiku # 13561, September 10, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott (my condolences)
pink and swollen lips
welcome ap's softest kisses
perhaps she shaved it ?
Haiku # 13560, September 10, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ash
A long ahead stretch
Blurred lines whizzing by
- - - - - - - - Z O O O O O O O O M - - - - - - - - STOP
Right down the center

Stands above: Coyote
Founded to always be there
Road Runner on-the-move
Haiku # 13559, September 10, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Garik of New Jersey
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