.......grandpa has no teeth
and, well...grandma has a glock
...........complementary

.......jose escrivas'
motto: matthew 10:16
....macchiavelli style

.flirting with a god
is not as difficult as
..flirting with janis

...........8)

if i did nothing
else today, at least i wrote
"grandma has a glock"

hamburger meat arms
bring out the pain inside me
i wish it would stop.

...colorated prisms
spewing heliacal light
.....in flaming fury

............><
.............^

..you were the fall guy
.for all imagined errors
......my apologies

(am i being nice enough
,,,,,,,,,,,,janis,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

.hey dudes check this out
........matthew 16:28
"they" had long been here

.....(hindu old guides or
.....new age immortals)

some flirt with danger
others flirt with disaster
ronin flirts with god

honeybees can sting
and roses are wrapped in thorns
grandma has a glock

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season

...purple lightnings flash
amidst orange helix clouds
........heliotropic sky

.....dancing the samba
popping lag effervescence
...painting all the swirls

god sent a message
to rise high above our peers
and take the tablets

as i tried to sleep
floods of coloured light flashes
laughed at my lockjaw

..just you and me babe
let's go out on a hue trip
..just you and me babe

...........(,"b c",)

how did you get in?
just put down that knife slowly
and no one gets hurt

Scott has no grandma.
So how can he suck her cock?
He needs to move on!

malignant haiku
overgrowing syllables
uglier than bad

...my best-loved haiku
.......number 13306
such sweet enchantment

......"starry starry nights
paint the sky in hues of gray"
.....colours make me fey

...(uhh...hi there, janis ;-))

this isn't real life?
ah, so that would explain why
grandma has a cock.

Jay and Silent Bob
was indeed really awful
they stole my money!

The moon loops around
another night, here I am
staring at my soup.

Moxie, your haiku
isn't bad when it's haiku.
Don't be dramatic!

There is a time and
there is a place where bad works
are judged by "sod off"

i desire to go
and master haiku, even
if it costs me my life

the, you meet me 1/2
way, and be like us, then you
can do what you will

my problem in life is basically a long life long
urge of go flip off and be even more resistant, thus getting entangled in self hatred and feeling censored...

I mean can't you find
a usenet group or something?
This is badhaiku.

It's hard to take you
seriously when all your
posts are non-haiku

People go to great
lengths to tempt in order
to make themselves feel
better about, stuff, things
and will indeed, slay the innocent
which I am not, for petty little
things, it is a material world

In the past four years
I have been tempted by people
who want results, such as
murder you for shoes...
You'd kill me for syllables...
That's God damn numb

You know its too bad
Moxie never learned to count
syllables in words.

jay and silent bob
have a lot to answer for
the film is dreadful

now if rush limbaugh
could only lose those extra
last two hundred pounds...

If dogs ran alien
detection programmes, would it
be quite Sirius?

Well, you know they said
that about Rush Limbaugh and
he lost some of him

Once, five-seven-five
seemed tiny and limited
but now is too much

Through the south curtains
then inching across my bed
it tints your face red

Through south curtains
and inched cross my bed
you tinted me red

Wicked bent-up toe
inches along the carpet
towards the cat bowl

SETI signal spikes
defense digs, audience oohs...
oops! that was side-out

My dog was taken
in alien abduction
for tail reduction

My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs