this isn't real life?
ah, so that would explain why
grandma has a cock.

Jay and Silent Bob
was indeed really awful
they stole my money!

The moon loops around
another night, here I am
staring at my soup.

Moxie, your haiku
isn't bad when it's haiku.
Don't be dramatic!

There is a time and
there is a place where bad works
are judged by "sod off"

i desire to go
and master haiku, even
if it costs me my life

the, you meet me 1/2
way, and be like us, then you
can do what you will

my problem in life is basically a long life long
urge of go flip off and be even more resistant, thus getting entangled in self hatred and feeling censored...

I mean can't you find
a usenet group or something?
This is badhaiku.

It's hard to take you
seriously when all your
posts are non-haiku

People go to great
lengths to tempt in order
to make themselves feel
better about, stuff, things
and will indeed, slay the innocent
which I am not, for petty little
things, it is a material world

In the past four years
I have been tempted by people
who want results, such as
murder you for shoes...
You'd kill me for syllables...
That's God damn numb

You know its too bad
Moxie never learned to count
syllables in words.

jay and silent bob
have a lot to answer for
the film is dreadful

now if rush limbaugh
could only lose those extra
last two hundred pounds...

If dogs ran alien
detection programmes, would it
be quite Sirius?

Well, you know they said
that about Rush Limbaugh and
he lost some of him

Once, five-seven-five
seemed tiny and limited
but now is too much

Through the south curtains
then inching across my bed
it tints your face red

Through south curtains
and inched cross my bed
you tinted me red

Wicked bent-up toe
inches along the carpet
towards the cat bowl

SETI signal spikes
defense digs, audience oohs...
oops! that was side-out

My dog was taken
in alien abduction
for tail reduction

My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs

I hold the strainer
holding in the spaghetti
which holds last night's dream

A Crop of Circles

aliens answer
ARECIBO, but we stay
avoidably lost!

SETI sez: "Why would
they send such simple message?"
That's all we sent them!

SETI sez: "Why not
tell us more in a CD?"
Did THAT! you hid it!

SETI sez: "Why in a
crop glyph?" So the whole world will
see you denie them!

SETI sez: "When we
had a false alarm, New York
Times rung us right up!"

that was a hoax of
pretending nothing's out there
the Big SETI scam!

then why doesn't the
New York Times do a story
on this, hoax or not!

SETI if you can
presume what aliens would
do, tell who they are!

university
students? Periphery view
shows NO ONE out there.

Even the Hoaxers
say, "we weren't any where near
there." not believed now.

hyper Hoagland looks
for a crop circle mahine -
Gaia and Merlin.

Dear Lord, allow me
to leave office early and
blow my small pay cheque.

finger on the pulse
master of understatement
ap says a mouthfull

moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice

I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger

a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...

Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo

Wasting space is an
art form, akin to sep ukku
only, more poison to self

Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4

Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...

Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone

Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt

But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin

:) ;p

uh, janis...that was:

all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money

all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*

;)