Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice
Haiku # 13321, August 30, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger
Haiku # 13320, August 30, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by pancho villa and 1/2+2
a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...
Haiku # 13319, August 30, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by scott (red-faced...)
Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo
Haiku # 13318, August 30, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
Wasting space is an
art form, akin to sep ukku
only, more poison to self
Haiku # 13317, August 30, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4
Haiku # 13316, August 30, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...
Haiku # 13315, August 30, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone
Haiku # 13314, August 30, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt
Haiku # 13313, August 30, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Moxie
But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin
Haiku # 13312, August 30, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Moxie
:) ;p
Haiku # 13311, August 30, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
uh, janis...that was:

all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money
Haiku # 13310, August 30, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by scott (illustrating the true dangers of censorship)
all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*

;)
Haiku # 13309, August 30, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by scott
when did i suggest
that this site be censored, ash?
i'm all for free speech.
Haiku # 13308, August 30, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by scott (quite puzzled...stating one's beliefs is censoring others? how does that work?)
Sunday acid trip
Wandering through the city
With pasted on smile

It had been a while
But I still seem to like it
As much as before

Sweet lovely acid
You make the sky so darned fun
I really like rope
Haiku # 13307, August 30, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Janis
Hmm, Not censorship,
But perhaps another plea
That people be nice
Haiku # 13306, August 30, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Janis

...argue don't censor
present premises nicely
....or bad-haiku style
Haiku # 13305, August 30, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@suchbitingeffronteryash

..this "progressive" site
can very well do without
.......silly censorship
Haiku # 13304, August 30, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ronin

.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage
Haiku # 13303, August 30, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin

....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"
Haiku # 13302, August 30, 2001 10:08 am ET
by ronin
the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence
Haiku # 13301, August 30, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 13300, August 30, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash

.........oh i get it now
my thoughts are permissible
......as long as you 'gree

..(hmmm...loving kindness
..........sounds sexy)
Haiku # 13299, August 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ronin@forscott'ssakeevendemocraticandrepublicanstatesallowopposition
..(the Constitution, i think,
..meaningfully provides for
.........an individual's
fundamental and inalienable
...............right to
.FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION)
Haiku # 13298, August 30, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ronin@irestmycase,yourhonor. c",)
taliban justice
articles gathering stones
who's paying the price?
Haiku # 13297, August 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
bush says bugger it
no surplus we'll blow it all
militarily
Haiku # 13296, August 30, 2001 7:26 am ET
by mellie
take a hike moxie
moxie you are wasted space
retreat graciously
Haiku # 13295, August 30, 2001 7:24 am ET
by mellie
raving lunatics
homophobic ratbags
racists bigots pervs
Haiku # 13294, August 30, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie, hmmm, thinking
Since it's badhaiku
I impose. Lovingkindness
goes out the window.
Haiku # 13293, August 30, 2001 7:20 am ET
by k_avec_impositions

.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)
Haiku # 13292, August 30, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ronin@wishingtobejanis'friend8)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)
Haiku # 13291, August 30, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ronin@thepoliticalscientist'sapprentice

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)
Haiku # 13290, August 30, 2001 6:34 am ET
by ronin@theleanmeankissingmachine
Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.

Haiku # 13289, August 30, 2001 2:48 am ET
by k_against_moxie
Tiresome it is,
reading Moxie's non-haiku.
He should learn to count.
Haiku # 13288, August 30, 2001 2:45 am ET
by k_against_moxie
A dangerous place
this is, your badhaiku site.
Low brow and thug like.
Haiku # 13287, August 30, 2001 2:39 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Sparks Steak House - awaiting a sneak attack
I tried to be nice
I like helping others out
Look where it gets me

Hunter was so right
so let god sort 'em all out
and forget the rest.
Haiku # 13286, August 30, 2001 2:36 am ET
by k_against_everything of unabomber shack
easy - kill 'em all
so says hunter s thompson
let god sort 'em out
Haiku # 13285, August 29, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
I may not like what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Haiku # 13284, August 29, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
children will tire
and return to the chat rooms
just let it happen
Haiku # 13283, August 29, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by ap
do anything but
do not censor poetry
but mine is fair game
Haiku # 13282, August 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap - to janis
no baiting from me
i really love her nipples
i wrote thus before
Haiku # 13281, August 29, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by ap
i made myself sick
getting up on that high horse
grandpa cross-dresses
Haiku # 13280, August 29, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by scott (awaiting the backlash)
I am quite dismayed
By a few mean people here
What should I do now?
Haiku # 13279, August 29, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Janis
tongue in cheek or not,
all this gay-baiting is dull.
i regret my part.
Haiku # 13278, August 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by scott (because seriously for a second, we're all just humans on this ball o' mud, trying to make sense of our limited existences
softly kissed nipples
swollen pink in dim half light
she moans inviting
Haiku # 13277, August 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by ap
too much we do know
keep your secrets to yourself
our hearts are bleeding
Haiku # 13276, August 29, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ash
one lonely haiku
too many other postings
we can't count on you
Haiku # 13275, August 29, 2001 11:57 am ET
by ash
There so much I don't
know, tainted with anger and
so much hope as well...
Haiku # 13274, August 29, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
The strong urge to
fix the past, and redo mistakes
only seems to make them worse...
and repeated.
Haiku # 13273, August 29, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
Ok, so once the
words are on the table
how does one heal the
wounds made?
Haiku # 13272, August 29, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
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