Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4
Haiku # 13316 August 30, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...
Haiku # 13315 August 30, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone
Haiku # 13314 August 30, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt
Haiku # 13313 August 30, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Moxie
But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin
Haiku # 13312 August 30, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Moxie
:) ;p
Haiku # 13311 August 30, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
uh, janis...that was:

all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money
Haiku # 13310 August 30, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by scott (illustrating the true dangers of censorship)
all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*

;)
Haiku # 13309 August 30, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by scott
when did i suggest
that this site be censored, ash?
i'm all for free speech.
Haiku # 13308 August 30, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by scott (quite puzzled...stating one's beliefs is censoring others? how does that work?)
Sunday acid trip
Wandering through the city
With pasted on smile

It had been a while
But I still seem to like it
As much as before

Sweet lovely acid
You make the sky so darned fun
I really like rope
Haiku # 13307 August 30, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Janis
Hmm, Not censorship,
But perhaps another plea
That people be nice
Haiku # 13306 August 30, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Janis

...argue don't censor
present premises nicely
....or bad-haiku style
Haiku # 13305 August 30, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@suchbitingeffronteryash

..this "progressive" site
can very well do without
.......silly censorship
Haiku # 13304 August 30, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ronin

.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage
Haiku # 13303 August 30, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin

....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"
Haiku # 13302 August 30, 2001 10:08 am ET
by ronin
the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence
Haiku # 13301 August 30, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 13300 August 30, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash

.........oh i get it now
my thoughts are permissible
......as long as you 'gree

..(hmmm...loving kindness
..........sounds sexy)
Haiku # 13299 August 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ronin@forscott'ssakeevendemocraticandrepublicanstatesallowopposition
..(the Constitution, i think,
..meaningfully provides for
.........an individual's
fundamental and inalienable
...............right to
.FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION)
Haiku # 13298 August 30, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ronin@irestmycase,yourhonor. c",)
taliban justice
articles gathering stones
who's paying the price?
Haiku # 13297 August 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
bush says bugger it
no surplus we'll blow it all
militarily
Haiku # 13296 August 30, 2001 7:26 am ET
by mellie
take a hike moxie
moxie you are wasted space
retreat graciously
Haiku # 13295 August 30, 2001 7:24 am ET
by mellie
raving lunatics
homophobic ratbags
racists bigots pervs
Haiku # 13294 August 30, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie, hmmm, thinking
Since it's badhaiku
I impose. Lovingkindness
goes out the window.
Haiku # 13293 August 30, 2001 7:20 am ET
by k_avec_impositions

.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)
Haiku # 13292 August 30, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ronin@wishingtobejanis'friend8)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)
Haiku # 13291 August 30, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ronin@thepoliticalscientist'sapprentice

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)
Haiku # 13290 August 30, 2001 6:34 am ET
by ronin@theleanmeankissingmachine
Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.

Haiku # 13289 August 30, 2001 2:48 am ET
by k_against_moxie
Tiresome it is,
reading Moxie's non-haiku.
He should learn to count.
Haiku # 13288 August 30, 2001 2:45 am ET
by k_against_moxie
A dangerous place
this is, your badhaiku site.
Low brow and thug like.
Haiku # 13287 August 30, 2001 2:39 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Sparks Steak House - awaiting a sneak attack
I tried to be nice
I like helping others out
Look where it gets me

Hunter was so right
so let god sort 'em all out
and forget the rest.
Haiku # 13286 August 30, 2001 2:36 am ET
by k_against_everything of unabomber shack
easy - kill 'em all
so says hunter s thompson
let god sort 'em out
Haiku # 13285 August 29, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
I may not like what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Haiku # 13284 August 29, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
children will tire
and return to the chat rooms
just let it happen
Haiku # 13283 August 29, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by ap
do anything but
do not censor poetry
but mine is fair game
Haiku # 13282 August 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap - to janis
no baiting from me
i really love her nipples
i wrote thus before
Haiku # 13281 August 29, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by ap
i made myself sick
getting up on that high horse
grandpa cross-dresses
Haiku # 13280 August 29, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by scott (awaiting the backlash)
I am quite dismayed
By a few mean people here
What should I do now?
Haiku # 13279 August 29, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Janis
tongue in cheek or not,
all this gay-baiting is dull.
i regret my part.
Haiku # 13278 August 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by scott (because seriously for a second, we're all just humans on this ball o' mud, trying to make sense of our limited existences
softly kissed nipples
swollen pink in dim half light
she moans inviting
Haiku # 13277 August 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by ap
too much we do know
keep your secrets to yourself
our hearts are bleeding
Haiku # 13276 August 29, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ash
one lonely haiku
too many other postings
we can't count on you
Haiku # 13275 August 29, 2001 11:57 am ET
by ash
There so much I don't
know, tainted with anger and
so much hope as well...
Haiku # 13274 August 29, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
The strong urge to
fix the past, and redo mistakes
only seems to make them worse...
and repeated.
Haiku # 13273 August 29, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
Ok, so once the
words are on the table
how does one heal the
wounds made?
Haiku # 13272 August 29, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
Sheesh, I'm projecting myself
I need to shut up and look
at say, myself? Look at the ocean
shut up and enjoy it? Poets ARE not
useless, but it is often the place where
people try to therapize themselves.
Haiku # 13271 August 29, 2001 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
The observers who watch
who jabber, don't you think
I take it inside personally?
Saying what they will when I ought to
Matthew 10:39?
Haiku # 13270 August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Moxie

.........my oafish lad scott
this thing here's called projection
........you have tendencies
Haiku # 13269 August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@theshrink
It's a lot of issues
Politics covers many.
And some are mad
The right and left fringe extremes
Haiku # 13268 August 29, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Mox
The bored kids of the world
bait the so called retards,
as gangs of self assured, useless
poets
Haiku # 13267 August 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Moxie