Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage
Haiku # 13303 August 30, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin

....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"
Haiku # 13302 August 30, 2001 10:08 am ET
by ronin
the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence
Haiku # 13301 August 30, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 13300 August 30, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash

.........oh i get it now
my thoughts are permissible
......as long as you 'gree

..(hmmm...loving kindness
..........sounds sexy)
Haiku # 13299 August 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ronin@forscott'ssakeevendemocraticandrepublicanstatesallowopposition
..(the Constitution, i think,
..meaningfully provides for
.........an individual's
fundamental and inalienable
...............right to
.FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION)
Haiku # 13298 August 30, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ronin@irestmycase,yourhonor. c",)
taliban justice
articles gathering stones
who's paying the price?
Haiku # 13297 August 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
bush says bugger it
no surplus we'll blow it all
militarily
Haiku # 13296 August 30, 2001 7:26 am ET
by mellie
take a hike moxie
moxie you are wasted space
retreat graciously
Haiku # 13295 August 30, 2001 7:24 am ET
by mellie
raving lunatics
homophobic ratbags
racists bigots pervs
Haiku # 13294 August 30, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie, hmmm, thinking
Since it's badhaiku
I impose. Lovingkindness
goes out the window.
Haiku # 13293 August 30, 2001 7:20 am ET
by k_avec_impositions

.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)
Haiku # 13292 August 30, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ronin@wishingtobejanis'friend8)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)
Haiku # 13291 August 30, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ronin@thepoliticalscientist'sapprentice

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)
Haiku # 13290 August 30, 2001 6:34 am ET
by ronin@theleanmeankissingmachine
Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.

Haiku # 13289 August 30, 2001 2:48 am ET
by k_against_moxie
Tiresome it is,
reading Moxie's non-haiku.
He should learn to count.
Haiku # 13288 August 30, 2001 2:45 am ET
by k_against_moxie
A dangerous place
this is, your badhaiku site.
Low brow and thug like.
Haiku # 13287 August 30, 2001 2:39 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Sparks Steak House - awaiting a sneak attack
I tried to be nice
I like helping others out
Look where it gets me

Hunter was so right
so let god sort 'em all out
and forget the rest.
Haiku # 13286 August 30, 2001 2:36 am ET
by k_against_everything of unabomber shack
easy - kill 'em all
so says hunter s thompson
let god sort 'em out
Haiku # 13285 August 29, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
I may not like what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Haiku # 13284 August 29, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
children will tire
and return to the chat rooms
just let it happen
Haiku # 13283 August 29, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by ap
do anything but
do not censor poetry
but mine is fair game
Haiku # 13282 August 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap - to janis
no baiting from me
i really love her nipples
i wrote thus before
Haiku # 13281 August 29, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by ap
i made myself sick
getting up on that high horse
grandpa cross-dresses
Haiku # 13280 August 29, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by scott (awaiting the backlash)
I am quite dismayed
By a few mean people here
What should I do now?
Haiku # 13279 August 29, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Janis
tongue in cheek or not,
all this gay-baiting is dull.
i regret my part.
Haiku # 13278 August 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by scott (because seriously for a second, we're all just humans on this ball o' mud, trying to make sense of our limited existences
softly kissed nipples
swollen pink in dim half light
she moans inviting
Haiku # 13277 August 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by ap
too much we do know
keep your secrets to yourself
our hearts are bleeding
Haiku # 13276 August 29, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ash
one lonely haiku
too many other postings
we can't count on you
Haiku # 13275 August 29, 2001 11:57 am ET
by ash
There so much I don't
know, tainted with anger and
so much hope as well...
Haiku # 13274 August 29, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
The strong urge to
fix the past, and redo mistakes
only seems to make them worse...
and repeated.
Haiku # 13273 August 29, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
Ok, so once the
words are on the table
how does one heal the
wounds made?
Haiku # 13272 August 29, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
Sheesh, I'm projecting myself
I need to shut up and look
at say, myself? Look at the ocean
shut up and enjoy it? Poets ARE not
useless, but it is often the place where
people try to therapize themselves.
Haiku # 13271 August 29, 2001 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
The observers who watch
who jabber, don't you think
I take it inside personally?
Saying what they will when I ought to
Matthew 10:39?
Haiku # 13270 August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Moxie

.........my oafish lad scott
this thing here's called projection
........you have tendencies
Haiku # 13269 August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@theshrink
It's a lot of issues
Politics covers many.
And some are mad
The right and left fringe extremes
Haiku # 13268 August 29, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Mox
The bored kids of the world
bait the so called retards,
as gangs of self assured, useless
poets
Haiku # 13267 August 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Moxie

.........liberalism
was never a license for
.suppressed psychosis
Haiku # 13266 August 29, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@stillbad
Now what kind of talk is that?
Internet scrawling, toliet wall poetry
you can say any damn thing you want to
Haiku # 13265 August 29, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Moxie
little daffodil
blooming lovely baby thing
surely it is spring
Haiku # 13264 August 29, 2001 5:42 am ET
by mellie
Does man love music?
Allow me to answer this,
squeezing my ass cheeks.
Haiku # 13263 August 29, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
rotund abdomen
swirling ascitic fluid
harbinger of doom
Haiku # 13262 August 28, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i smell a boo..... yes
..... a certain boo with a hint
of manic moxie
Haiku # 13261 August 28, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap - .....take your lithium and play nice
i just don't buy it -
this worshipful attention
smacks of repressed love...
Haiku # 13260 August 28, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by scott

......ash is a good sport
in spite and despite of scott
...the guy shows breeding
Haiku # 13259 August 28, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

......black is black, baby
and white is obviously white
"ne'er the twain shall meet"
Haiku # 13258 August 28, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ronin@tsktskicanfeeltheheatbebackinwinter.lookslikeiveroastedash>)
beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within
Haiku # 13257 August 28, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by EmceeEscher, enumerator of navel fluff
lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds
Haiku # 13256 August 28, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by EmceeEscher
all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them
Haiku # 13255 August 28, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by scott, Commander-in-chief of the Vogon Destructor Fleet (let me dream, ok?)
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html
Haiku # 13254 August 28, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Dubya Watch