beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within

lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds

all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them

http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html

World going to hell
As summer slips softy by
Bad haiku_ers fret

Over what? Spelling?
This-and-that? Twaddle? Twattle?
Who should suck who

(before i forget,
thanks to camelflood for that
haiku oasis)

ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?

frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.

i suspect again
some overcompensation
an inner struggle

It takes great gut to
admit homosexuality even
in these accepting times

so what are you trying to
tell these liberals here?

I have been here and
I have a bit of time to say
I forgot but, what's gay?

Got to do with simple
b-sing on a website?

....we looked up to ya
but ya betrayed us fellas
........by bein a gay

....(fuckin lord krishna)

.........my wife is HAPPY
..and she's well-provided for
.....though at times bitchy

(unlike you miserable queers)

maybe "feel the width"
"folornly tiny weiner"
"forget this wanker"

(ftw is for the worst)

idiot poet
who cannot spell properly
it is you who suck

immaterial
intellectual vacuum
as if you matter

the message shouted
ftw is god
badly deluded

With pursed bulging lips
the cotton envelope speaks
check is in the mail

Cameltoe provides
clitoral stimulation
sans copulation

I dream of the hump
my labial oasis
A frontal mirage?

Soft humpy saddle
veil-ed lady oasis
Earnhardt hits the wall

My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert

Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustling with a hoof.

Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.

The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin

yes, scott is correct
gays do not fuck their mommies
can you say the same

Well, I'm a dumbass.
I did the whole flood without
noticing an error

and that error is
that my location during
the flood was misspelled.

Instead of saying
WORSHIP, it incorrectly
said WORSIP. You suck.

Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that

you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?

And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.

FUCK THE WORLD, BECAUSE
ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SO
VERY VERY GAY!

I am the champene
of the tripadecial
numeral, Thirteen!

Your color so rare
is gently pulling my stare
to you sitting there

there's time on my hands
but the network is busy
try and try again

low pressure system
cold nor'westerly rain squalls
beaches' booming swell

barry white singing
oh baby we better try
wife is going nuts

.......it is time to work
the real world beckons me
..........to a real job

chaucer wasn't french -
but i'll answer you in it:
c'est un reverie

.........now let us go back
...to your sweet brazilian ass
.......go forth and fuck her

(what are you, some kinda nut,
..........go do her man)

intolerant piss
let me sleep a little more
grandma has a cock

sofa sleeping time
we can go fishing later
jesus loves this game

alone in redux
deep cycle battery charge
are 2 amps enough

dan chaucer is "sire"
.an old title given to
.......a nobility

my recollection
of my short term memory
confabulation

i try to submit
but the server is busy
and then i forget

who is dan chaucer?
ya gotta hire a better
research assistant

this is what i get
for exposing her fine ass
but, oh, those tanlines...

he feels what he does
he wants what he feels you see
he is on fire

now my reverie
is crowded with randy clowns...
this ain't no gang-bang

hang on a minute
the Master says when to bend
he feels what he wants

.....make her bend over
and ash you slide inside her
......tell me how it feels

................80

.....dan chaucer i see
of the old french tradition
.your pleasure, monsieur

nude, she'd make coffee
i'd lie in bed, admiring
her tanned brazilian ass

expectation high
another gem called ruby
a birthing too sweet