Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sofa sleeping time
we can go fishing later
jesus loves this game
Haiku # 13159 August 26, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ap
alone in redux
deep cycle battery charge
are 2 amps enough
Haiku # 13158 August 26, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap

dan chaucer is "sire"
.an old title given to
.......a nobility
Haiku # 13157 August 26, 2001 9:47 am ET
by ronin@alittlelessononfrenchhistory
my recollection
of my short term memory
confabulation
Haiku # 13156 August 26, 2001 9:07 am ET
by ash
i try to submit
but the server is busy
and then i forget
Haiku # 13155 August 26, 2001 9:05 am ET
by ash
who is dan chaucer?
ya gotta hire a better
research assistant
Haiku # 13154 August 26, 2001 4:19 am ET
by Scott of (geoffrey's younger brother?)
this is what i get
for exposing her fine ass
but, oh, those tanlines...
Haiku # 13153 August 26, 2001 3:19 am ET
by scott of (the master couldn't handle her anyway, so it's moot)
he feels what he does
he wants what he feels you see
he is on fire
Haiku # 13152 August 26, 2001 2:58 am ET
by mellie
now my reverie
is crowded with randy clowns...
this ain't no gang-bang
Haiku # 13151 August 26, 2001 2:51 am ET
by scott of (you can look, but put it back in your pants before i get the bouncer over here)
hang on a minute
the Master says when to bend
he feels what he wants
Haiku # 13150 August 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by mellie

.....make her bend over
and ash you slide inside her
......tell me how it feels

................80
Haiku # 13149 August 25, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by ronin@woowoowoo

.....dan chaucer i see
of the old french tradition
.your pleasure, monsieur
Haiku # 13148 August 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by ronin@doinalittleresearchwork
nude, she'd make coffee
i'd lie in bed, admiring
her tanned brazilian ass
Haiku # 13147 August 25, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by scott (the best part of waking up, by far)
expectation high
another gem called ruby
a birthing too sweet
Haiku # 13146 August 25, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by mellie-ma
today i will wed
my life partner i have found
i will love her forever
Haiku # 13145 August 25, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Dan of Atherton

........ha-HA, i got you
you were good till you lasted
....just quite like this site
Haiku # 13144 August 25, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ronin@rulessupremeagain

...ughh arrgh ouch that hurts
you sly cheating no good scum
......many more shall come

(no pun intended, too)
Haiku # 13143 August 25, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bushi@acandidateforthetraditionaldeathpoems

....your style is passe
take a load of this pistol
.bam kablam bam damn
Haiku # 13142 August 25, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ronin@Sevenstarsyoumeanyousorrymiserablelisp

...sword in my right hand
with a wide crouchin L-stance
.......i prepare to strike
Haiku # 13141 August 25, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by bushi@wushuxevenstarsmantisvariationva

...and so it must be
hidare zenkustsu-dach
.....kumite kamae
Haiku # 13140 August 25, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@forsurvivalfreedomanddemocracy

....then have it your way
prepare to die a fool's death
......as i draw my sword
Haiku # 13139 August 25, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by bushi@you'reunderarrestfoolorwhatever

......never you damn queer
the court could suck its own ash
.........i am not coming

........(no pun intended)
Haiku # 13138 August 25, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ronin@theronin

......the imperial court
must insist on your presence
...it demands you submit
Haiku # 13137 August 25, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by bushi@forjusticeandredwhiteandblue

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13136 August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13135 August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

.....ronin you bastard
.they are waiting for you
what have you done here
Haiku # 13134 August 25, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by bushi:atlastwehavetrackedyoudownyoufelon

....i am a woodsman
.trained to pick up trails
and hunt down my preys
Haiku # 13133 August 25, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin@theboondocksman

....winter spring summer
or fall, all you have to do
......is call, and i'll be...

(an excerpt from j croce's
.....or what is it bob d's)
Haiku # 13132 August 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ronin@helloooanybodyhome>)
Haiku # 13131 August 25, 2001 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13130 August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13129 August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13128 August 25, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13127 August 25, 2001 8:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13126 August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13125 August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy
manhood in his prime
to see him naked lusting
yes I'll bare witness
Haiku # 13124 August 25, 2001 4:04 am ET
by mellie

.......to see me naked
and witness manhood's glory
....that is what you lust

.(am just a 3rd of ash's age)
Haiku # 13123 August 24, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ronin@feelinsexy

..........gimme a leavin'
where i won't work my butt off
........bring the women in
Haiku # 13122 August 24, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@whatarethecomplaintsdulylodgedintheprosecutor'soffice,ifany?
don't think he killed her
but Mr. Family Values'
soapbox is busted
Haiku # 13121 August 24, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by scott@innocentofwhat?

.......gary's innocent
...until so proven guilty
.....let us not prejudge

let us not condemn the guy
.although he appears to lie
Haiku # 13120 August 24, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@thehandsomedevil'sadvocate
bunch of hypocrites -
Gary and Newt Gingrich in
sexual congress
Haiku # 13119 August 24, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by scott (they shoot presidents, don't they?)
the emperor has
no clothes but i'm guessing that
the dude's a nudist
Haiku # 13118 August 24, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by scott
It's been a long time
across much time, life and space
oh, to see your face
Haiku # 13117 August 24, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13116 August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13115 August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Along wooded path
there blooms a petaled daisy
which signals my home
Haiku # 13114 August 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gary, this is a
Terrible situation!
Why dodge the questions?
Haiku # 13113 August 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
I just read that too
wonder why she hung around
the whole thing is odd
Haiku # 13112 August 24, 2001 9:40 am ET
by mellie
He made very clear
He has been married to her
For thirty-four years
Haiku # 13111 August 24, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
spintronics gee whizz
manipulating the spin
bloody good angle

flippin' wonderful
a trillionth of a second
O little currents
Haiku # 13110 August 24, 2001 8:39 am ET
by mellie