Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13116, August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13115, August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Along wooded path
there blooms a petaled daisy
which signals my home
Haiku # 13114, August 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gary, this is a
Terrible situation!
Why dodge the questions?
Haiku # 13113, August 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
I just read that too
wonder why she hung around
the whole thing is odd
Haiku # 13112, August 24, 2001 9:40 am ET
by mellie
He made very clear
He has been married to her
For thirty-four years
Haiku # 13111, August 24, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
spintronics gee whizz
manipulating the spin
bloody good angle

flippin' wonderful
a trillionth of a second
O little currents
Haiku # 13110, August 24, 2001 8:39 am ET
by mellie
so many believe
"the world owes me a living"
they're right about me
Haiku # 13109, August 23, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ash
paranoia - well
i believe i beat that with
my pair 'a aces
Haiku # 13108, August 23, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott

....some folks don't relate
.inspite of one's open cards
........paranoia REIGNS

(they just wait for you to fall)
Haiku # 13107, August 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ronin@8)(8
all the world's a play
on words, I say - there they go,
the playful buggers
Haiku # 13106, August 23, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by scott
all the world's a play,
wrote bill - his plays ended with
everyone dying
Haiku # 13105, August 23, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13104, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13103, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
death reeks when Condit
speaks, chillingly will cover
the whore conduit.
Haiku # 13102, August 23, 2001 11:57 am ET
by McVeigh

.....what i meant was glo-
bal climate chanGe and not glo-
.......bal climate chanBe

........(believe it or not)

...................8)
Haiku # 13101, August 23, 2001 5:25 am ET
by ronin@sotheregoesveritasmarroonandall

.....under the tutelage
of al g's mentors i trained:
.........econometrics
Haiku # 13100, August 23, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ronin@withinthecontextofglobalclimatechanbeandefficiencyinthepowerindustry

...right you are Betty
i am a Harvard U. grad
..and post grad at that
Haiku # 13099, August 23, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ronin@abitembarrassed
ya got 'em surely
as god made little green fruit
jesus it's apples
Haiku # 13098, August 23, 2001 1:43 am ET
by mellie
well I ain't got none
of them degrees ya all go
but I am dying

for education
could you be my Master Ash?
whip me into shape
Haiku # 13097, August 23, 2001 1:40 am ET
by mellie, sub_standard

.....already i'm stiff
it's like i can't contain it
....i need to jack off
Haiku # 13096, August 23, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ronin@PLEASEcanihaveyounow
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney animators
Smoking something illegal
Haiku # 13095, August 23, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you
Haiku # 13094, August 22, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tisk, little puppy
why do you bark and yap so,
when asked to say please?
Haiku # 13093, August 22, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
my education
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them
Haiku # 13092, August 22, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by ash (repeating an oldie)
ooyah r-ay erdnay.
eye tray omethingsay ewnay
ikelay inkingthay.
Haiku # 13091, August 22, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yeah Dallas can suck.
Wondertwins can activate!
Me, a lollipop!
Haiku # 13090, August 22, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX

.....jisei to wa
sunawachi mayoi
....tada shinan
Haiku # 13089, August 22, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@byTOKO

..let's see you do one
ivy league college haiku
.with post-grad studies
Haiku # 13088, August 22, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by ronin@ohyeah

...just your sweet luck guys
am on a week-long seek leave
.......and i'll huff and puff

.................>)
Haiku # 13087, August 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by ronin@downwithborderlinedengue
hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?
Haiku # 13086, August 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott, who's all about love now
Beer burps don't do it
nor fifth-grader style haiku
maybe try effort
Haiku # 13085, August 22, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i've seen nature shows
that show people humping hard
wait..those are porn flicks
Haiku # 13084, August 22, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by axl hose
why don't nature shows
ever show humans humping?
we're animals too!
Haiku # 13083, August 22, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by deep thoughts by scott

..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya
Haiku # 13082, August 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ronin@stillpoking

........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed
Haiku # 13081, August 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll
Haiku # 13080, August 22, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by ronin@innyetrussia

there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them
Haiku # 13079, August 22, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ronin@foryourinfodrclaw

.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play
Haiku # 13078, August 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@needlethoseclowns

.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay
Haiku # 13077, August 22, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by ronin@likewheredotheymakeorunmakeyouguysinaduplicatingmachineorsomething

......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat
Haiku # 13076, August 22, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin@>)
Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me
Haiku # 13075, August 22, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13074, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13073, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13072, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13071, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!
Haiku # 13070, August 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by scott (praise the lard!)
Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
Haiku # 13069, August 22, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
Haiku # 13068, August 22, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
Haiku # 13067, August 22, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
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