Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya
Haiku # 13082, August 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ronin@stillpoking

........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed
Haiku # 13081, August 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll
Haiku # 13080, August 22, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by ronin@innyetrussia

there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them
Haiku # 13079, August 22, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ronin@foryourinfodrclaw

.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play
Haiku # 13078, August 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@needlethoseclowns

.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay
Haiku # 13077, August 22, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by ronin@likewheredotheymakeorunmakeyouguysinaduplicatingmachineorsomething

......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat
Haiku # 13076, August 22, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin@>)
Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me
Haiku # 13075, August 22, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13074, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13073, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13072, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13071, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!
Haiku # 13070, August 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by scott (praise the lard!)
Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
Haiku # 13069, August 22, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
Haiku # 13068, August 22, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
Haiku # 13067, August 22, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)
Haiku # 13066, August 22, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)
Haiku # 13065, August 22, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'
Haiku # 13064, August 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
Haiku # 13063, August 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
Haiku # 13062, August 22, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
Haiku # 13061, August 22, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
Haiku # 13060, August 22, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
Haiku # 13059, August 22, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
Haiku # 13058, August 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander
Haiku # 13057, August 22, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by boo
Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)
Haiku # 13056, August 22, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
Haiku # 13055, August 22, 2001 11:50 am ET
by dr. claw
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
Haiku # 13054, August 22, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
Haiku # 13053, August 22, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
Haiku # 13052, August 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
Haiku # 13051, August 22, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
Haiku # 13050, August 22, 2001 6:31 am ET
by ash

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

Haiku # 13049, August 22, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light
Haiku # 13048, August 22, 2001 5:50 am ET
by ronin@goingforapass

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
Haiku # 13047, August 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ronin@signofthetimes

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
Haiku # 13046, August 22, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ronin@feelinfrechy

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee
Haiku # 13044, August 22, 2001 5:33 am ET
by ronin@janisstopmessingwithmydialupnetworkingandservertypeconfigurationspls

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)
Haiku # 13043, August 22, 2001 5:30 am ET
by ronin@wherewasi

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

Haiku # 13042, August 22, 2001 5:28 am ET
by ronin:and napoleonthepiggyisthesilentassasin
yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit
Haiku # 13041, August 22, 2001 5:01 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 13040, August 22, 2001 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby
Haiku # 13039, August 22, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13038, August 22, 2001 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13037, August 22, 2001 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13036, August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13035, August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair
Haiku # 13034, August 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!
Haiku # 13033, August 21, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back
Haiku # 13032, August 21, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by mellie
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