Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
Haiku # 13055, August 22, 2001 11:50 am ET
by dr. claw
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
Haiku # 13054, August 22, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
Haiku # 13053, August 22, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
Haiku # 13052, August 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
Haiku # 13051, August 22, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
Haiku # 13050, August 22, 2001 6:31 am ET
by ash

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

Haiku # 13049, August 22, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light
Haiku # 13048, August 22, 2001 5:50 am ET
by ronin@goingforapass

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
Haiku # 13047, August 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ronin@signofthetimes

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
Haiku # 13046, August 22, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ronin@feelinfrechy

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee
Haiku # 13044, August 22, 2001 5:33 am ET
by ronin@janisstopmessingwithmydialupnetworkingandservertypeconfigurationspls

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)
Haiku # 13043, August 22, 2001 5:30 am ET
by ronin@wherewasi

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

Haiku # 13042, August 22, 2001 5:28 am ET
by ronin:and napoleonthepiggyisthesilentassasin
yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit
Haiku # 13041, August 22, 2001 5:01 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 13040, August 22, 2001 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby
Haiku # 13039, August 22, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13038, August 22, 2001 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13037, August 22, 2001 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13036, August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13035, August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair
Haiku # 13034, August 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!
Haiku # 13033, August 21, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back
Haiku # 13032, August 21, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by mellie
seek mary my wee
terrible child its your know
how O joy in life

thank you the gay post
office paree big blue bag
is back (or something)

Haiku # 13031, August 21, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by helpful translation provided by altavista...
recherche mary
my wee enfant terrible
it's your savoir-faire

O joie de vivre
merci la poste gay paree
big blue bag is back
Haiku # 13030, August 21, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mellie
Listen to music
Scratch my balls rhythmically
Dance, Ambience, Random
Haiku # 13029, August 21, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa of Oh god that felt good!
nothing but echoes -
why am i compelled to break
this peaceful silence?
Haiku # 13028, August 21, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by scott, breathing it in...letting it out...
if one's bad haiku
is called execrable and worse
is that really praise?
Haiku # 13027, August 21, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by scott, who for one second started to take just the least bit seriously....
in the interests of
keeping this site interesting
i'll accept the truce
Haiku # 13026, August 21, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott
Sooner than usual
I am in the grind today~
Gears turning, churning
Haiku # 13025, August 21, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
how could i say that?
and yet it was me that did
i am corrupted
Haiku # 13024, August 21, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ash
enough of this crap
so sweet i'll have to vomit
fuck you anyway
Haiku # 13023, August 21, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ash :-)
Seriously! I wrote
my last post on Sunday night.
It's not me posting

this really stupid
crap that we have to all read
I'll not post again.
Haiku # 13022, August 21, 2001 6:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone
Not really nice but,
reasonable actually,
because it's better

than what we are now
resorting to, this violence,
of words, time wasted.
Haiku # 13021, August 21, 2001 6:56 am ET
by k_against_everyone
Love and how I was
feeling it (not) but you know
I haven't posted

Since then. Nor do I
feel that this war is quite right.
Lets all be nice now!


Haiku # 13020, August 21, 2001 6:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of still in my home
So just to set the
record straight, the last post I
did was the one about
Haiku # 13019, August 21, 2001 6:52 am ET
by k_against_everyone of my home

...A SLIGHT MODIFICATION

.........windy afternoon
cool and soft golden sunshine
....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13018, August 21, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@wherehavealltheyounggirlsgone.sweettimeincoming

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
.....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13017, August 21, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ronin@theimperfectone

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
......laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13016, August 21, 2001 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.........a sleeping beauty
looks more like a sleeping beast
..........cosmetics and all
Haiku # 13015, August 21, 2001 5:01 am ET
by ronin@abitappalled80
fresh from his slumbers
a sleeping beauty awakes
to write bad haiku

i am older now
than i was just yesterday
or the day before
Haiku # 13014, August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13013, August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.......oh shit a mistake
...........the 12997
...was placed in line three

(now i"m less than perfect)
Haiku # 13012, August 21, 2001 3:45 am ET
by ronin

......autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
.....a yellow finch chirping
Haiku # 13011, August 21, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@missinrealhaiku
a coward would think
the whole world is as spineless;
i use my real name.

let's give kit the site -
with any luck he will just
choke on his own filth.
Haiku # 13010, August 21, 2001 2:39 am ET
by scott

.......just what is gurr-ams
is it something like white smoke
......to make you suck hard
Haiku # 13009, August 21, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin@hihellothereyouhavesometime

.....what a crap of fools
couldn't even do the forms
....what a waste of time
Haiku # 13008, August 21, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ronin@lookinforsometalent

........where is ash, janis
snoring tight under your sheet
.......told ya he's TOO old
Haiku # 13007, August 21, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ronin@thenoseyone
this is sad haiku
multiple identities
aren't entertaining
Haiku # 13005, August 21, 2001 12:29 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13004, August 21, 2001 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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