Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Love and how I was
feeling it (not) but you know
I haven't posted

Since then. Nor do I
feel that this war is quite right.
Lets all be nice now!


Haiku # 13020, August 21, 2001 6:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of still in my home
So just to set the
record straight, the last post I
did was the one about
Haiku # 13019, August 21, 2001 6:52 am ET
by k_against_everyone of my home

...A SLIGHT MODIFICATION

.........windy afternoon
cool and soft golden sunshine
....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13018, August 21, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@wherehavealltheyounggirlsgone.sweettimeincoming

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
.....laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13017, August 21, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ronin@theimperfectone

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
......laundry clothes blowing
Haiku # 13016, August 21, 2001 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.........a sleeping beauty
looks more like a sleeping beast
..........cosmetics and all
Haiku # 13015, August 21, 2001 5:01 am ET
by ronin@abitappalled80
fresh from his slumbers
a sleeping beauty awakes
to write bad haiku

i am older now
than i was just yesterday
or the day before
Haiku # 13014, August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13013, August 21, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.......oh shit a mistake
...........the 12997
...was placed in line three

(now i"m less than perfect)
Haiku # 13012, August 21, 2001 3:45 am ET
by ronin

......autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
.....a yellow finch chirping
Haiku # 13011, August 21, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@missinrealhaiku
a coward would think
the whole world is as spineless;
i use my real name.

let's give kit the site -
with any luck he will just
choke on his own filth.
Haiku # 13010, August 21, 2001 2:39 am ET
by scott

.......just what is gurr-ams
is it something like white smoke
......to make you suck hard
Haiku # 13009, August 21, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin@hihellothereyouhavesometime

.....what a crap of fools
couldn't even do the forms
....what a waste of time
Haiku # 13008, August 21, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ronin@lookinforsometalent

........where is ash, janis
snoring tight under your sheet
.......told ya he's TOO old
Haiku # 13007, August 21, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ronin@thenoseyone
this is sad haiku
multiple identities
aren't entertaining
Haiku # 13005, August 21, 2001 12:29 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13004, August 21, 2001 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13003, August 21, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashamed of my name
too many spurious posts
with excess venom
Haiku # 13002, August 21, 2001 12:23 am ET
by ash
it wasn't the pig
too busy with four legs good
and diddling chickens

(someone, come and poke these jackasses
nobody likes them and nobody wants to read them,
ah, but this is bad haiku and we'll just have to take
it in the ass.)
Haiku # 13001, August 21, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Napol
Haiku # 13000, August 21, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12999, August 21, 2001 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's moxie madness
an epidemic of same
old cock and bullshit
Haiku # 12998, August 20, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by mellie
i sit @ h@me n@w
l@@king at childrens' b@@bies
@@ps, squack @n the c@uch
Haiku # 12997, August 20, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by r@nin@clever"@"symb@lthingytaglinethatn@b@dy'_sever_th@ught@fbef@re

.....i am the champion
piggy's sorry cock is gone
...let him suck the imps
Haiku # 12996, August 20, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by ronin@rules

...............12993
was simply done without wit
.........by a witless pig
Haiku # 12995, August 20, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@soyouadmitthatroninisabetternameforroninrules

....what you doin' pig
.....12991 ain't mine
go find your own name
Haiku # 12994, August 20, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ronin@youloose,pig
dad once diddled me
kissed me on the dirty spot
it all comes out now
Haiku # 12993, August 20, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ronin@nowinpreschool

...go suck your own cock
or what looks like a cockee
.........for thumbelina
Haiku # 12992, August 20, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ronin@poorpoorpiggy
..i pooped my pants once
and it got on my shirt sleave
all the kids teased me
Haiku # 12991, August 20, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@iwannabeinpreschooltoo
i am five years old
i like to say shit and fuck
i am really smar t
Haiku # 12989, August 20, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Napol of preschool
....why do i flame you?
it's such a waste of time.
....a brick has more wit.

(....look....homo dots)
Haiku # 12988, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Napol of gaydots @ ronin
I miss grams with cocks
sex on Sunday in a box
and almost miss mox
Haiku # 12987, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are like fake tits.
You are both stuffed full with shit,
That will leak out soon.
Haiku # 12986, August 20, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Napol
All you do is whine.
Put a cork in it, fucktard.
Butt plugs rock your world.
Haiku # 12984, August 20, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Napol
Puppies nip and bark
chasing kittens 'round the park
must go home 'fore dark
Haiku # 12983, August 20, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

..piggy where are you
it is not time yet to hide
under your mom's twat
Haiku # 12982, August 20, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ronin@piggyisacoward
So brilliant, Tot.
You slap the words together
Yet can't tie your shoes.

What are those dots there?
The little poopy droppings,
Before the weak words?

(more shit, what else?)
Haiku # 12981, August 20, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Napol

....foot and mouth disease
that is what will consume you
........already you stink
Haiku # 12980, August 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin@allpigsaredumb

........my little boy pig
..you just couldnt write haiku
.....your first line has six

(you're not even an amateur)
Haiku # 12979, August 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@lookinforaroastpig
Ronin the shit stain,
I liked you better as Tot.
Try another name.
Haiku # 12978, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Napol

.......go fuck a wee mouse
you might just make it with him
......he'd do your ass good
Haiku # 12977, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ronin@andiwillhuffandpuffandblowyourhousedown
Again, is that your best?
That's all you have to offer?
A rank amateur.
Haiku # 12976, August 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Napol

.piggy's wee wankee
pathetic, petrified and
......pathological
Haiku # 12975, August 20, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@andthislittlepigcriedallthewayhome
The words do not pierce,
So they are hardly a flame.
Empty and hollow.
Haiku # 12974, August 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession

.........the pig is a gay
worst that could happen to a
.......vagrant psychotic
Haiku # 12973, August 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@
Like I would believe,
Anything that is said here
Your point is the flaw.
Haiku # 12972, August 20, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Napol
...oh, i get it now
Haiku # 12971, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by bruce

....deduce or induce,
but still i am not scotty...
...your logic is flawed
Haiku # 12970, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@ohreallybrightboy
Open your mouth wide,
And accept my flaming load,
You fucking doormat.
Haiku # 12969, August 20, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession
Tot has SO many
Different names he likes to hide behind,
Your lameness shines through.
Haiku # 12968, August 20, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Napol
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