Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

..i pooped my pants once
and it got on my shirt sleave
all the kids teased me
Haiku # 12991, August 20, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@iwannabeinpreschooltoo
i am five years old
i like to say shit and fuck
i am really smar t
Haiku # 12989, August 20, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Napol of preschool
....why do i flame you?
it's such a waste of time.
....a brick has more wit.

(....look....homo dots)
Haiku # 12988, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Napol of gaydots @ ronin
I miss grams with cocks
sex on Sunday in a box
and almost miss mox
Haiku # 12987, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are like fake tits.
You are both stuffed full with shit,
That will leak out soon.
Haiku # 12986, August 20, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Napol
All you do is whine.
Put a cork in it, fucktard.
Butt plugs rock your world.
Haiku # 12984, August 20, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Napol
Puppies nip and bark
chasing kittens 'round the park
must go home 'fore dark
Haiku # 12983, August 20, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

..piggy where are you
it is not time yet to hide
under your mom's twat
Haiku # 12982, August 20, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ronin@piggyisacoward
So brilliant, Tot.
You slap the words together
Yet can't tie your shoes.

What are those dots there?
The little poopy droppings,
Before the weak words?

(more shit, what else?)
Haiku # 12981, August 20, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Napol

....foot and mouth disease
that is what will consume you
........already you stink
Haiku # 12980, August 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin@allpigsaredumb

........my little boy pig
..you just couldnt write haiku
.....your first line has six

(you're not even an amateur)
Haiku # 12979, August 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@lookinforaroastpig
Ronin the shit stain,
I liked you better as Tot.
Try another name.
Haiku # 12978, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Napol

.......go fuck a wee mouse
you might just make it with him
......he'd do your ass good
Haiku # 12977, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ronin@andiwillhuffandpuffandblowyourhousedown
Again, is that your best?
That's all you have to offer?
A rank amateur.
Haiku # 12976, August 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Napol

.piggy's wee wankee
pathetic, petrified and
......pathological
Haiku # 12975, August 20, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@andthislittlepigcriedallthewayhome
The words do not pierce,
So they are hardly a flame.
Empty and hollow.
Haiku # 12974, August 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession

.........the pig is a gay
worst that could happen to a
.......vagrant psychotic
Haiku # 12973, August 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@
Like I would believe,
Anything that is said here
Your point is the flaw.
Haiku # 12972, August 20, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Napol
...oh, i get it now
Haiku # 12971, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by bruce

....deduce or induce,
but still i am not scotty...
...your logic is flawed
Haiku # 12970, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@ohreallybrightboy
Open your mouth wide,
And accept my flaming load,
You fucking doormat.
Haiku # 12969, August 20, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession
Tot has SO many
Different names he likes to hide behind,
Your lameness shines through.
Haiku # 12968, August 20, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Napol
...this is intelligent
Haiku # 12967, August 20, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by bruce
Poor little Tot.
He has a cat fixation.
It's eating him up.
Haiku # 12966, August 20, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Napol
Scott is the KING here!
He holds the reins in his mouth.
Like a horse's ass.
Haiku # 12965, August 20, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Napol
mosquitos buzzing
round my ears annoy greater
than these poets could
Haiku # 12964, August 20, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
let the children reign
their manic proclamations
are such amusement
Haiku # 12963, August 20, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Oh my. There it is.
It's the "WE" people again.
Classic paranoid.

Got to go to work?
In other words: Scott runs away
Whores work at thia hour?
Haiku # 12962, August 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Napol
Proclaim victory?
Where there has been no bloodshed?
I really think not.

Try all that you might,
To divert the attention,
Away from yourself.
Haiku # 12961, August 20, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Napol
ok, we agree
you're a pathetic coward
and i just can't spell
Haiku # 12960, August 20, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by scott
I will grow a spine
When you learn how to spell right
Mr. college grad.
Haiku # 12959, August 20, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Napol
Too right, k! Too right.
He's very delusional.
Gets no love at home.
Haiku # 12958, August 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by Napol
you lost the last round,
so you abandoned your name.
try to grow a spine.
Haiku # 12957, August 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by scott
oh, you are so smart
it should be obvious now
that scott is kitten
Haiku # 12956, August 20, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12955, August 20, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ash
Hurry and reply!
Where is that razor wit at?
Haven't seen it yet.
Haiku # 12954, August 20, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Napol
I enjoy this so.
Watching you squirm like you do.
Gnash your teeth & whine.

Scott = Ronin
Please don't be so obvious.
It's so insulting.
Haiku # 12953, August 20, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Napol
I do understand,
Paranoia runs rampant,
Among hunted prey.
Haiku # 12952, August 20, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Napol
Scott,...Queen of Mary's,
Self proclaimed King of Haikus,
I have such plans for you...

First lesson is here:
"Poetic Diarrhea" is spelt like this.
Stop making up shit.

Haiku # 12951, August 20, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Napol

A SLIGHT REVISION (ONCE MORE)

..........a new meaner ash
....so vulgar and most profane
............totally uncouth
Haiku # 12950, August 20, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by ronin@evertheperfectionist>]
this mad pig disease
was seen originally
in rabid kitties

symptoms may include
poetric diarhea
and stupidity
Haiku # 12949, August 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by scott of you're still not fooling anyone
...envelope your mouth
around the tip of my cock
.....blowing me away
Haiku # 12948, August 20, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ronin@>)

...run your tongue slowly
over the length of my cock
...teeth grazing my skin
Haiku # 12947, August 20, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ronin@stillatitbaiting

so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
Haiku # 12946, August 20, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by ronin@

....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
Haiku # 12945, August 20, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ronin@suckingawayanimperialfishsoupinsuperiorsauce

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12944, August 20, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by ronin@8)

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12943, August 20, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ronin@8)
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942, August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
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