Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Oh my. There it is.
It's the "WE" people again.
Classic paranoid.
Got to go to work?
In other words: Scott runs away
Whores work at thia hour?
It's the "WE" people again.
Classic paranoid.
Got to go to work?
In other words: Scott runs away
Whores work at thia hour?
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Proclaim victory?
Where there has been no bloodshed?
I really think not.
Try all that you might,
To divert the attention,
Away from yourself.
Where there has been no bloodshed?
I really think not.
Try all that you might,
To divert the attention,
Away from yourself.
by
ok, we agree
you're a pathetic coward
and i just can't spell
you're a pathetic coward
and i just can't spell
by
I will grow a spine
When you learn how to spell right
Mr. college grad.
When you learn how to spell right
Mr. college grad.
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Too right, k! Too right.
He's very delusional.
Gets no love at home.
He's very delusional.
Gets no love at home.
by
you lost the last round,
so you abandoned your name.
try to grow a spine.
so you abandoned your name.
try to grow a spine.
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oh, you are so smart
it should be obvious now
that scott is kitten
it should be obvious now
that scott is kitten
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
Hurry and reply!
Where is that razor wit at?
Haven't seen it yet.
Where is that razor wit at?
Haven't seen it yet.
by
I enjoy this so.
Watching you squirm like you do.
Gnash your teeth & whine.
Scott = Ronin
Please don't be so obvious.
It's so insulting.
Watching you squirm like you do.
Gnash your teeth & whine.
Scott = Ronin
Please don't be so obvious.
It's so insulting.
by
I do understand,
Paranoia runs rampant,
Among hunted prey.
Paranoia runs rampant,
Among hunted prey.
by
Scott,...Queen of Mary's,
Self proclaimed King of Haikus,
I have such plans for you...
First lesson is here:
"Poetic Diarrhea" is spelt like this.
Stop making up shit.
Self proclaimed King of Haikus,
I have such plans for you...
First lesson is here:
"Poetic Diarrhea" is spelt like this.
Stop making up shit.
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A SLIGHT REVISION (ONCE MORE)
..........a new meaner ash
....so vulgar and most profane
............totally uncouth
by
this mad pig disease
was seen originally
in rabid kitties
symptoms may include
poetric diarhea
and stupidity
was seen originally
in rabid kitties
symptoms may include
poetric diarhea
and stupidity
by of you're still not fooling anyone
...envelope your mouth
around the tip of my cock
.....blowing me away
around the tip of my cock
.....blowing me away
by
...run your tongue slowly
over the length of my cock
...teeth grazing my skin
by
so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
by
....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
by
....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
by
....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
by
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
by of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
by of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
by of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
by of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
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piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
by of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
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Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
by of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
the haikus can return now
order is restored
by of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
by of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
by of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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