Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
by of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
by
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
by
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
by of deep in scott's rectal cavity
the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
by of you're not fooling anyone
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
by of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
by of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
haiku posting kids
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons
by
now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
by of dArLa'S cUnT
this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
by of dArLa'S cUnT
i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
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love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then
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