dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed

haiku posting kids
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons

now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire

this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass

i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell

love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then

Bloodied broken nose
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man

i don't need your help
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too

cold undercurrents
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries

I do feel sorry
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!

By the way I'm NOT
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.

A peace treaty might
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....

If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames

I don't like ash
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!

did i write these lines
or were they really written
by an imposter?

flaming idiots
i get sick of wasting time
flaming idiots

could k be moxy?
such psychopathology
echoes eerily

oh, let's laugh it off
i've never posted as ash
k's the ash-spoofer

she's very disturbed.
this is part of her treatment:
radical meanness.

you don't steal my name
you hide my identity
that is the complaint

if i want to bitch
you need to know it is me
so you can respond

...it's not fair, scott boy
it's nothing to laugh about
..give the man his name

put on asbestos
the napalm is on the way
i know where you live

someone stole my name!
waaa!!!! i am the only ash!
put on a dress, bitch

everyone here knows
that you are my whipping boy
kneel before your GOD

grabbing my handle
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?

unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't

so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you

excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me

but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy

a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?

nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.