Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me

but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy
Haiku # 12848, August 20, 2001 2:18 am ET
by ash
a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
Haiku # 12847, August 20, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ash
nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
Haiku # 12846, August 20, 2001 2:05 am ET
by ash
I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
Haiku # 12845, August 20, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ash
your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
Haiku # 12844, August 20, 2001 2:03 am ET
by ash
you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once

if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
Haiku # 12843, August 20, 2001 2:02 am ET
by ash
Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
Haiku # 12842, August 20, 2001 2:00 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12841, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
Haiku # 12840, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12839, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12838, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12837, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12836, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12835, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12834, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12833, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12832, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12831, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12830, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12829, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12828, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12827, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12826, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12825, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12824, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12823, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12822, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12821, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12820, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12819, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12818, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12817, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12816, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12815, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12814, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12813, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12812, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12811, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12810, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12809, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12808, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12807, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12806, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12805, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12804, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12803, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12802, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12801, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
Haiku # 12800, August 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ash
sad doppelganger
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
Haiku # 12799, August 20, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
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