Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
Haiku # 12842, August 20, 2001 2:00 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12841, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
Haiku # 12840, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12839, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12838, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12837, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12836, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12835, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12834, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12833, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12832, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12831, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12830, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12829, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12828, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12827, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12826, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12825, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12824, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12823, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12822, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12821, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12820, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12819, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12818, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12817, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12816, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12815, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12814, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12813, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12812, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12811, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12810, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12809, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12808, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12807, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12806, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12805, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12804, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12803, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12802, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12801, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
Haiku # 12800, August 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ash
sad doppelganger
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
Haiku # 12799, August 20, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
I did too write it,
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
Haiku # 12798, August 20, 2001 1:50 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12797, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
for those unaware
whilst i may well be a nerd
i didn't write that

:-P~~~~
Haiku # 12796, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12795, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12794, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12793, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
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