Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once

if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
Haiku # 12843, August 20, 2001 2:02 am ET
by ash
Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
Haiku # 12842, August 20, 2001 2:00 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12841, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
Haiku # 12840, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12839, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12838, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12837, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12836, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12835, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12834, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12833, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12832, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12831, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12830, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12829, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12828, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12827, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12826, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12825, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12824, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12823, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12822, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12821, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12820, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12819, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12818, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12817, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12816, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12815, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12814, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12813, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12812, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12811, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12810, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12809, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12808, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12807, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12806, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12805, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12804, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12803, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12802, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12801, August 20, 2001 1:57 am ET
by ash
You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
Haiku # 12800, August 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ash
sad doppelganger
though you may use my title
you lack my humour
Haiku # 12799, August 20, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
I did too write it,
for if I didn't write it,
it wasn't written!
Haiku # 12798, August 20, 2001 1:50 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12797, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
for those unaware
whilst i may well be a nerd
i didn't write that

:-P~~~~
Haiku # 12796, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12795, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
I AM A NERD!
Haiku # 12794, August 20, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
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