Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
grabbing my handle
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?
unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't
so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?
unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't
so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you
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excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me
but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy
some stimulating content
then you can be me
but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy
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a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
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nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
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I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
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your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
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you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once
if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once
if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
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Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
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I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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You said, "you may use
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
my title". I have earned the right
of being called ash!
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