now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
by LuCiFeR of dArLa'S cUnT
this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
by LuCiFeR of dArLa'S cUnT
i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
by mellie
love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then
by ash
Bloodied broken nose
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man
by Primordial Slime
i don't need your help
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too
by ash
cold undercurrents
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries
by ash
I do feel sorry
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!
by k_against_everyone of meditation hall
By the way I'm NOT
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.
by k_against_everyone of nowhere near ash
A peace treaty might
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....
by k_against_everyone of Geneva
If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames
by k_against_everyone of Fire station
I don't like ash
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!
by k_against_everyone of ash's limbs
did i write these lines
or were they really written
by an imposter?
by ash, or k, or scott, or the other ash...
flaming idiots
i get sick of wasting time
flaming idiots
by ash
could k be moxy?
such psychopathology
echoes eerily
by ash
oh, let's laugh it off
i've never posted as ash
k's the ash-spoofer
she's very disturbed.
this is part of her treatment:
radical meanness.
by scott
you don't steal my name
you hide my identity
that is the complaint
if i want to bitch
you need to know it is me
so you can respond
by ash
...it's not fair, scott boy
it's nothing to laugh about
..give the man his name
by ronin@disappointed
put on asbestos
the napalm is on the way
i know where you live
by ash #2 = k_against_everyone
someone stole my name!
waaa!!!! i am the only ash!
put on a dress, bitch
everyone here knows
that you are my whipping boy
kneel before your GOD
by scott = GOD
grabbing my handle
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?
unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't
so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you
by ash
excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me
but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy
by ash
a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
by ash
nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
by ash
I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
by ash
your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
by ash
you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once
if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
by ash
Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by ash
