Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12875, August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12874, August 20, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12873, August 20, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12872, August 20, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by ash
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
Haiku # 12871, August 20, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by LuCiFeR of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
haiku posting kids
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons
Haiku # 12870, August 20, 2001 11:26 am ET
by ap
now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
Haiku # 12869, August 20, 2001 11:19 am ET
by LuCiFeR of dArLa'S cUnT
this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
Haiku # 12868, August 20, 2001 11:04 am ET
by LuCiFeR of dArLa'S cUnT
i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
Haiku # 12867, August 20, 2001 9:59 am ET
by mellie
love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then



Haiku # 12866, August 20, 2001 9:21 am ET
by ash
Bloodied broken nose
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man


Haiku # 12865, August 20, 2001 7:30 am ET
by Primordial Slime
i don't need your help
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too
Haiku # 12864, August 20, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
cold undercurrents
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries
Haiku # 12863, August 20, 2001 7:15 am ET
by ash
I do feel sorry
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!
Haiku # 12862, August 20, 2001 6:07 am ET
by k_against_everyone of meditation hall
By the way I'm NOT
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.
Haiku # 12861, August 20, 2001 6:05 am ET
by k_against_everyone of nowhere near ash
A peace treaty might
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....
Haiku # 12860, August 20, 2001 6:00 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Geneva
If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames
Haiku # 12859, August 20, 2001 5:54 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Fire station
I don't like ash
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!
Haiku # 12858, August 20, 2001 5:51 am ET
by k_against_everyone of ash's limbs
did i write these lines
or were they really written
by an imposter?
Haiku # 12857, August 20, 2001 4:58 am ET
by ash, or k, or scott, or the other ash...
flaming idiots
i get sick of wasting time
flaming idiots
Haiku # 12856, August 20, 2001 4:26 am ET
by ash
could k be moxy?
such psychopathology
echoes eerily
Haiku # 12855, August 20, 2001 4:16 am ET
by ash
oh, let's laugh it off
i've never posted as ash
k's the ash-spoofer

she's very disturbed.
this is part of her treatment:
radical meanness.
Haiku # 12854, August 20, 2001 4:11 am ET
by scott
you don't steal my name
you hide my identity
that is the complaint

if i want to bitch
you need to know it is me
so you can respond
Haiku # 12853, August 20, 2001 4:08 am ET
by ash

...it's not fair, scott boy
it's nothing to laugh about
..give the man his name
Haiku # 12852, August 20, 2001 3:40 am ET
by ronin@disappointed
put on asbestos
the napalm is on the way
i know where you live
Haiku # 12851, August 20, 2001 3:39 am ET
by ash #2 = k_against_everyone
someone stole my name!
waaa!!!! i am the only ash!
put on a dress, bitch

everyone here knows
that you are my whipping boy
kneel before your GOD
Haiku # 12850, August 20, 2001 3:01 am ET
by scott = GOD
grabbing my handle
is that homosexual
if i'm someone else?

unless you're a girl
in which case you're a wanker
and you said you weren't

so i am confused
but to my greatest relief
not as much as you
Haiku # 12849, August 20, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ash
excellent syntax
some stimulating content
then you can be me

but it makes me think
if you don't want to be you
go for therapy
Haiku # 12848, August 20, 2001 2:18 am ET
by ash
a better deceit
but that still isn't me too
where's the poetry?
Haiku # 12847, August 20, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ash
nice try, loser, but
all fans know that i never
capitalize i.
Haiku # 12846, August 20, 2001 2:05 am ET
by ash
I am not the fake.
You are the fake. I ain't the
fake. You are the fake.
Haiku # 12845, August 20, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ash
your imitation
is so transparently fake
they know it's not me
Haiku # 12844, August 20, 2001 2:03 am ET
by ash
you need to improve
repetition isn't smart
hit that button once

if you want to play
you need to be much more fun
so farewell, loser
Haiku # 12843, August 20, 2001 2:02 am ET
by ash
Why do you flood the
list of haiku, impostor? I
ain't illiterate.
Haiku # 12842, August 20, 2001 2:00 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12841, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
you misinterpret
i imply "might" and not "can"
is my name so great?
Haiku # 12840, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12839, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12838, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12837, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12836, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12835, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12834, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12833, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12832, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12831, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12830, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12829, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12828, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12827, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12826, August 20, 2001 1:58 am ET
by ash
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