Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
by of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
by
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
by
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
by of deep in scott's rectal cavity
the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
by of you're not fooling anyone
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
by of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
by of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
haiku posting kids
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons
by
now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire
by of dArLa'S cUnT
this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass
by of dArLa'S cUnT
i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell
by
love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then
by
Bloodied broken nose
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man
by
i don't need your help
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too
by
cold undercurrents
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries
by
I do feel sorry
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!
by of meditation hall
By the way I'm NOT
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.
by of nowhere near ash
A peace treaty might
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....
by of Geneva
If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames
by of Fire station
I don't like ash
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!
Nor is scotty good with snakes
But I don't pretend!
by of ash's limbs
did i write these lines
or were they really written
by an imposter?
or were they really written
by an imposter?
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