I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good

i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed

put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?

the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse

dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed

haiku posting kids
so nice to see the interest
now - back to cartoons

now my horned minions
seize all the bad haiku's and
set this place on fire

this board's gone to HELL
i will claim it for my own
GOD can suck my ass

i looked for jesus
was looking in the wrong place
he's not here by hell

love a rockmelon
yet they say they can't elope
dessert them then

Bloodied broken nose
I want to smash your face in,
Thick necked rude fat man

i don't need your help
i can dislike myself thanks
and much better too

cold undercurrents
whistle around hanging vine
blowing rasberries

I do feel sorry
For all of you, but mostly,
I just feel the love!

By the way I'm NOT
submitting the non-haiku
the ash spoofer has.

A peace treaty might
be in order for all here
But if Darla shows....

If you want to write
bad haiku don't come in here.
It went up in flames