Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
by of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
by of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
by of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
by of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
by
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
by of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
by
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
by of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
the haikus can return now
order is restored
by of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
by of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
by of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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by
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
by of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book
the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
by
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
by
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
by of deep in scott's rectal cavity
the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
by of you're not fooling anyone
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
by of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
by
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
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