Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942, August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
Haiku # 12939, August 20, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Haiku # 12938, August 20, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Napol
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
Haiku # 12937, August 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
Haiku # 12936, August 20, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Napol
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Haiku # 12935, August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
Haiku # 12934, August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
Haiku # 12933, August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
Haiku # 12932, August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12931, August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12930, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12929, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12928, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12927, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12926, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12925, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12924, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12923, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12922, August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12921, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12914, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12913, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12912, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12911, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12910, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12909, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12908, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12907, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12906, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12905, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12904, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12903, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12902, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
Haiku # 12901, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12900, August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
Haiku # 12899, August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by scott, flame-grilled to perfection
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
Haiku # 12898, August 20, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by ash
put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?
Haiku # 12897, August 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by grandma's cock of deep in scott's rectal cavity
the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse
Haiku # 12896, August 20, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by scott of you're not fooling anyone
dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed
Haiku # 12895, August 20, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by LuCiFeR of deep in ap's gaping cUnT
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12894, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12893, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
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