Bad Haiku

Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.

Haiku # 12935, August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET

by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando

i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored

Haiku # 12934, August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET

by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar

but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else

Haiku # 12933, August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET

by k_against_everyone of outside the church

STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE

Haiku # 12932, August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET

by GOD of Heaven

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12931, August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12930, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12929, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12928, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12927, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12926, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12925, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12924, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12923, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12922, August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12921, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12920, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12919, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12918, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12917, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12916, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12915, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12914, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12913, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12912, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12911, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12910, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12909, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12908, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12907, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12906, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12905, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12904, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12903, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12902, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET

by ash

i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw

Haiku # 12901, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET

by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12900, August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET

by ash

i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good

Haiku # 12899, August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET

by scott, flame-grilled to perfection

i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed

Haiku # 12898, August 20, 2001 1:54 pm ET

by ash

put 'er in reverse?
is that even a sentence
what the hell is a "'er"?

Haiku # 12897, August 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET

by grandma's cock of deep in scott's rectal cavity

the merciful thing
to do with a squashed kitty:
put 'er in reverse

Haiku # 12896, August 20, 2001 1:04 pm ET

by scott of you're not fooling anyone

dare insult my reign?
steaming load of insect shit!
you are now dismissed

Haiku # 12895, August 20, 2001 12:30 pm ET

by LuCiFeR of deep in ap's gaping cUnT

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12894, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12893, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12892, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12891, August 20, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12890, August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12889, August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12888, August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12887, August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET

by ash

I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.

Haiku # 12886, August 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET

by ash

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