Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

this mad pig disease
was seen originally
in rabid kitties

symptoms may include
poetric diarhea
and stupidity
Haiku # 12949, August 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by scott of you're still not fooling anyone
...envelope your mouth
around the tip of my cock
.....blowing me away
Haiku # 12948, August 20, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ronin@>)

...run your tongue slowly
over the length of my cock
...teeth grazing my skin
Haiku # 12947, August 20, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ronin@stillatitbaiting

so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
Haiku # 12946, August 20, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by ronin@

....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
Haiku # 12945, August 20, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ronin@suckingawayanimperialfishsoupinsuperiorsauce

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12944, August 20, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by ronin@8)

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12943, August 20, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ronin@8)
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942, August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
Haiku # 12939, August 20, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Haiku # 12938, August 20, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Napol
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
Haiku # 12937, August 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
Haiku # 12936, August 20, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Napol
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Haiku # 12935, August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
Haiku # 12934, August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
Haiku # 12933, August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
Haiku # 12932, August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12931, August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12930, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12929, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12928, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12927, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12926, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12925, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12924, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12923, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12922, August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12921, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12914, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12913, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12912, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12911, August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12910, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12909, August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12908, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12907, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12906, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12905, August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12904, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12903, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12902, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
Haiku # 12901, August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12900, August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ash
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