Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

mosquitos buzzing
round my ears annoy greater
than these poets could
Haiku # 12964, August 20, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
let the children reign
their manic proclamations
are such amusement
Haiku # 12963, August 20, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Oh my. There it is.
It's the "WE" people again.
Classic paranoid.

Got to go to work?
In other words: Scott runs away
Whores work at thia hour?
Haiku # 12962, August 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Napol
Proclaim victory?
Where there has been no bloodshed?
I really think not.

Try all that you might,
To divert the attention,
Away from yourself.
Haiku # 12961, August 20, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Napol
ok, we agree
you're a pathetic coward
and i just can't spell
Haiku # 12960, August 20, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by scott
I will grow a spine
When you learn how to spell right
Mr. college grad.
Haiku # 12959, August 20, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Napol
Too right, k! Too right.
He's very delusional.
Gets no love at home.
Haiku # 12958, August 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by Napol
you lost the last round,
so you abandoned your name.
try to grow a spine.
Haiku # 12957, August 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by scott
oh, you are so smart
it should be obvious now
that scott is kitten
Haiku # 12956, August 20, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12955, August 20, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ash
Hurry and reply!
Where is that razor wit at?
Haven't seen it yet.
Haiku # 12954, August 20, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Napol
I enjoy this so.
Watching you squirm like you do.
Gnash your teeth & whine.

Scott = Ronin
Please don't be so obvious.
It's so insulting.
Haiku # 12953, August 20, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Napol
I do understand,
Paranoia runs rampant,
Among hunted prey.
Haiku # 12952, August 20, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Napol
Scott,...Queen of Mary's,
Self proclaimed King of Haikus,
I have such plans for you...

First lesson is here:
"Poetic Diarrhea" is spelt like this.
Stop making up shit.

Haiku # 12951, August 20, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Napol

A SLIGHT REVISION (ONCE MORE)

..........a new meaner ash
....so vulgar and most profane
............totally uncouth
Haiku # 12950, August 20, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by ronin@evertheperfectionist>]
this mad pig disease
was seen originally
in rabid kitties

symptoms may include
poetric diarhea
and stupidity
Haiku # 12949, August 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by scott of you're still not fooling anyone
...envelope your mouth
around the tip of my cock
.....blowing me away
Haiku # 12948, August 20, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ronin@>)

...run your tongue slowly
over the length of my cock
...teeth grazing my skin
Haiku # 12947, August 20, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ronin@stillatitbaiting

so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
Haiku # 12946, August 20, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by ronin@

....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
Haiku # 12945, August 20, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ronin@suckingawayanimperialfishsoupinsuperiorsauce

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12944, August 20, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by ronin@8)

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12943, August 20, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ronin@8)
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942, August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940, August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
Haiku # 12939, August 20, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Haiku # 12938, August 20, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Napol
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
Haiku # 12937, August 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
Haiku # 12936, August 20, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Napol
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Haiku # 12935, August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
Haiku # 12934, August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
Haiku # 12933, August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
Haiku # 12932, August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12931, August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12930, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12929, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12928, August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12927, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12926, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12925, August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12924, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12923, August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12922, August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12921, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919, August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916, August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915, August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
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