Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


.......just what is gurr-ams
is it something like white smoke
......to make you suck hard
Haiku # 13009, August 21, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin@hihellothereyouhavesometime

.....what a crap of fools
couldn't even do the forms
....what a waste of time
Haiku # 13008, August 21, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ronin@lookinforsometalent

........where is ash, janis
snoring tight under your sheet
.......told ya he's TOO old
Haiku # 13007, August 21, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ronin@thenoseyone
this is sad haiku
multiple identities
aren't entertaining
Haiku # 13005, August 21, 2001 12:29 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13004, August 21, 2001 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13003, August 21, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashamed of my name
too many spurious posts
with excess venom
Haiku # 13002, August 21, 2001 12:23 am ET
by ash
it wasn't the pig
too busy with four legs good
and diddling chickens

(someone, come and poke these jackasses
nobody likes them and nobody wants to read them,
ah, but this is bad haiku and we'll just have to take
it in the ass.)
Haiku # 13001, August 21, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Napol
Haiku # 13000, August 21, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12999, August 21, 2001 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's moxie madness
an epidemic of same
old cock and bullshit
Haiku # 12998, August 20, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by mellie
i sit @ h@me n@w
l@@king at childrens' b@@bies
@@ps, squack @n the c@uch
Haiku # 12997, August 20, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by r@nin@clever"@"symb@lthingytaglinethatn@b@dy'_sever_th@ught@fbef@re

.....i am the champion
piggy's sorry cock is gone
...let him suck the imps
Haiku # 12996, August 20, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by ronin@rules

...............12993
was simply done without wit
.........by a witless pig
Haiku # 12995, August 20, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@soyouadmitthatroninisabetternameforroninrules

....what you doin' pig
.....12991 ain't mine
go find your own name
Haiku # 12994, August 20, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ronin@youloose,pig
dad once diddled me
kissed me on the dirty spot
it all comes out now
Haiku # 12993, August 20, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ronin@nowinpreschool

...go suck your own cock
or what looks like a cockee
.........for thumbelina
Haiku # 12992, August 20, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ronin@poorpoorpiggy
..i pooped my pants once
and it got on my shirt sleave
all the kids teased me
Haiku # 12991, August 20, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@iwannabeinpreschooltoo
i am five years old
i like to say shit and fuck
i am really smar t
Haiku # 12989, August 20, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Napol of preschool
....why do i flame you?
it's such a waste of time.
....a brick has more wit.

(....look....homo dots)
Haiku # 12988, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Napol of gaydots @ ronin
I miss grams with cocks
sex on Sunday in a box
and almost miss mox
Haiku # 12987, August 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are like fake tits.
You are both stuffed full with shit,
That will leak out soon.
Haiku # 12986, August 20, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Napol
All you do is whine.
Put a cork in it, fucktard.
Butt plugs rock your world.
Haiku # 12984, August 20, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Napol
Puppies nip and bark
chasing kittens 'round the park
must go home 'fore dark
Haiku # 12983, August 20, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

..piggy where are you
it is not time yet to hide
under your mom's twat
Haiku # 12982, August 20, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ronin@piggyisacoward
So brilliant, Tot.
You slap the words together
Yet can't tie your shoes.

What are those dots there?
The little poopy droppings,
Before the weak words?

(more shit, what else?)
Haiku # 12981, August 20, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Napol

....foot and mouth disease
that is what will consume you
........already you stink
Haiku # 12980, August 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin@allpigsaredumb

........my little boy pig
..you just couldnt write haiku
.....your first line has six

(you're not even an amateur)
Haiku # 12979, August 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@lookinforaroastpig
Ronin the shit stain,
I liked you better as Tot.
Try another name.
Haiku # 12978, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Napol

.......go fuck a wee mouse
you might just make it with him
......he'd do your ass good
Haiku # 12977, August 20, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ronin@andiwillhuffandpuffandblowyourhousedown
Again, is that your best?
That's all you have to offer?
A rank amateur.
Haiku # 12976, August 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Napol

.piggy's wee wankee
pathetic, petrified and
......pathological
Haiku # 12975, August 20, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@andthislittlepigcriedallthewayhome
The words do not pierce,
So they are hardly a flame.
Empty and hollow.
Haiku # 12974, August 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession

.........the pig is a gay
worst that could happen to a
.......vagrant psychotic
Haiku # 12973, August 20, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@
Like I would believe,
Anything that is said here
Your point is the flaw.
Haiku # 12972, August 20, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Napol
...oh, i get it now
Haiku # 12971, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by bruce

....deduce or induce,
but still i am not scotty...
...your logic is flawed
Haiku # 12970, August 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@ohreallybrightboy
Open your mouth wide,
And accept my flaming load,
You fucking doormat.
Haiku # 12969, August 20, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by Napol of Tot's Obsession
Tot has SO many
Different names he likes to hide behind,
Your lameness shines through.
Haiku # 12968, August 20, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Napol
...this is intelligent
Haiku # 12967, August 20, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by bruce
Poor little Tot.
He has a cat fixation.
It's eating him up.
Haiku # 12966, August 20, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Napol
Scott is the KING here!
He holds the reins in his mouth.
Like a horse's ass.
Haiku # 12965, August 20, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Napol
mosquitos buzzing
round my ears annoy greater
than these poets could
Haiku # 12964, August 20, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
let the children reign
their manic proclamations
are such amusement
Haiku # 12963, August 20, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
Oh my. There it is.
It's the "WE" people again.
Classic paranoid.

Got to go to work?
In other words: Scott runs away
Whores work at thia hour?
Haiku # 12962, August 20, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Napol
Proclaim victory?
Where there has been no bloodshed?
I really think not.

Try all that you might,
To divert the attention,
Away from yourself.
Haiku # 12961, August 20, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Napol
ok, we agree
you're a pathetic coward
and i just can't spell
Haiku # 12960, August 20, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by scott
I will grow a spine
When you learn how to spell right
Mr. college grad.
Haiku # 12959, August 20, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Napol
Too right, k! Too right.
He's very delusional.
Gets no love at home.
Haiku # 12958, August 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by Napol
you lost the last round,
so you abandoned your name.
try to grow a spine.
Haiku # 12957, August 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by scott
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