..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit

nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby

Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators

Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators

I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair

oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!

I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back

seek mary my wee
terrible child its your know
how O joy in life

thank you the gay post
office paree big blue bag
is back (or something)

recherche mary
my wee enfant terrible
it's your savoir-faire

O joie de vivre
merci la poste gay paree
big blue bag is back

Listen to music
Scratch my balls rhythmically
Dance, Ambience, Random

nothing but echoes -
why am i compelled to break
this peaceful silence?

if one's bad haiku
is called execrable and worse
is that really praise?

in the interests of
keeping this site interesting
i'll accept the truce

Sooner than usual
I am in the grind today~
Gears turning, churning

how could i say that?
and yet it was me that did
i am corrupted

enough of this crap
so sweet i'll have to vomit
fuck you anyway

Seriously! I wrote
my last post on Sunday night.
It's not me posting

this really stupid
crap that we have to all read
I'll not post again.

Not really nice but,
reasonable actually,
because it's better

than what we are now
resorting to, this violence,
of words, time wasted.

Love and how I was
feeling it (not) but you know
I haven't posted

Since then. Nor do I
feel that this war is quite right.
Lets all be nice now!

So just to set the
record straight, the last post I
did was the one about

...A SLIGHT MODIFICATION

.........windy afternoon
cool and soft golden sunshine
....laundry clothes blowing

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
.....laundry clothes blowing

..........windy afternoon
warm and soft yellow sunshine
......laundry clothes blowing

.........a sleeping beauty
looks more like a sleeping beast
..........cosmetics and all

fresh from his slumbers
a sleeping beauty awakes
to write bad haiku

i am older now
than i was just yesterday
or the day before

.......oh shit a mistake
...........the 12997
...was placed in line three

(now i"m less than perfect)

......autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
.....a yellow finch chirping

a coward would think
the whole world is as spineless;
i use my real name.

let's give kit the site -
with any luck he will just
choke on his own filth.

.......just what is gurr-ams
is it something like white smoke
......to make you suck hard

.....what a crap of fools
couldn't even do the forms
....what a waste of time

........where is ash, janis
snoring tight under your sheet
.......told ya he's TOO old

this is sad haiku
multiple identities
aren't entertaining

ashamed of my name
too many spurious posts
with excess venom

it wasn't the pig
too busy with four legs good
and diddling chickens

(someone, come and poke these jackasses
nobody likes them and nobody wants to read them,
ah, but this is bad haiku and we'll just have to take
it in the ass.)

it's moxie madness
an epidemic of same
old cock and bullshit