Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?

Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?

I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.

I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.

i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!

Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...

Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion

Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)

And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)

Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)

Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'

Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded

Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.

Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts

Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left

Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!

Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...

worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander

Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)

Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).

Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.

I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.

Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!

Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.

low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit

nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby

Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators

Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators

I found a new job,
three free beers as well as a
new love with blonde hair

oiu, oiu, mon cherie!
you've been gone much too long from
zee gay post ofeez!

I almost got it
hell I don't parley the vous
but the bag is back

seek mary my wee
terrible child its your know
how O joy in life

thank you the gay post
office paree big blue bag
is back (or something)

recherche mary
my wee enfant terrible
it's your savoir-faire

O joie de vivre
merci la poste gay paree
big blue bag is back

Listen to music
Scratch my balls rhythmically
Dance, Ambience, Random

nothing but echoes -
why am i compelled to break
this peaceful silence?

if one's bad haiku
is called execrable and worse
is that really praise?

in the interests of
keeping this site interesting
i'll accept the truce

Sooner than usual
I am in the grind today~
Gears turning, churning

how could i say that?
and yet it was me that did
i am corrupted