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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?
Haiku # 13086, August 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott, who's all about love now
Beer burps don't do it
nor fifth-grader style haiku
maybe try effort
Haiku # 13085, August 22, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i've seen nature shows
that show people humping hard
wait..those are porn flicks
Haiku # 13084, August 22, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by axl hose
why don't nature shows
ever show humans humping?
we're animals too!
Haiku # 13083, August 22, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by deep thoughts by scott

..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya
Haiku # 13082, August 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ronin@stillpoking

........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed
Haiku # 13081, August 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll
Haiku # 13080, August 22, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by ronin@innyetrussia

there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them
Haiku # 13079, August 22, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ronin@foryourinfodrclaw

.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play
Haiku # 13078, August 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@needlethoseclowns

.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay
Haiku # 13077, August 22, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by ronin@likewheredotheymakeorunmakeyouguysinaduplicatingmachineorsomething

......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat
Haiku # 13076, August 22, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin@>)
Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me
Haiku # 13075, August 22, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13074, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13073, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13072, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13071, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!
Haiku # 13070, August 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by scott (praise the lard!)
Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
Haiku # 13069, August 22, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
Haiku # 13068, August 22, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
Haiku # 13067, August 22, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)
Haiku # 13066, August 22, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)
Haiku # 13065, August 22, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'
Haiku # 13064, August 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
Haiku # 13063, August 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
Haiku # 13062, August 22, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
Haiku # 13061, August 22, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
Haiku # 13060, August 22, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
Haiku # 13059, August 22, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
Haiku # 13058, August 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander
Haiku # 13057, August 22, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by boo
Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)
Haiku # 13056, August 22, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
Haiku # 13055, August 22, 2001 11:50 am ET
by dr. claw
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
Haiku # 13054, August 22, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
Haiku # 13053, August 22, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
Haiku # 13052, August 22, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
Haiku # 13051, August 22, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
Haiku # 13050, August 22, 2001 6:31 am ET
by ash

..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg

Haiku # 13049, August 22, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku

.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light
Haiku # 13048, August 22, 2001 5:50 am ET
by ronin@goingforapass

....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
Haiku # 13047, August 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ronin@signofthetimes

.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
Haiku # 13046, August 22, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ronin@feelinfrechy

.............altaelvis who
you sure he's not from graceland
............tehee tee tehee
Haiku # 13044, August 22, 2001 5:33 am ET
by ronin@janisstopmessingwithmydialupnetworkingandservertypeconfigurationspls

.........AN ADDENDUM

........scott is kenneth e.
style's unmistakable...though
...........deteriorating

..................8)
Haiku # 13043, August 22, 2001 5:30 am ET
by ronin@wherewasi

.......FINAL REVISIONS

........windy afternoon
.cool and soft yellow sunshine
....laundry sheets blowing

.....autumn leaves falling
in mirth they cover the ground
......yellow finch chirping

Haiku # 13042, August 22, 2001 5:28 am ET
by ronin:and napoleonthepiggyisthesilentassasin
yes yes my cherry
swollen succulently sweet
so bon ape tit
Haiku # 13041, August 22, 2001 5:01 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 13040, August 22, 2001 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nature's factory
behold the splendid red worms
make compost, baby
Haiku # 13039, August 22, 2001 3:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13038, August 22, 2001 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13037, August 22, 2001 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney Animators
Haiku # 13036, August 22, 2001 2:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
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