Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


....some folks don't relate
.inspite of one's open cards
........paranoia REIGNS

(they just wait for you to fall)
Haiku # 13107, August 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ronin@8)(8
all the world's a play
on words, I say - there they go,
the playful buggers
Haiku # 13106, August 23, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by scott
all the world's a play,
wrote bill - his plays ended with
everyone dying
Haiku # 13105, August 23, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13104, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13103, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
death reeks when Condit
speaks, chillingly will cover
the whore conduit.
Haiku # 13102, August 23, 2001 11:57 am ET
by McVeigh

.....what i meant was glo-
bal climate chanGe and not glo-
.......bal climate chanBe

........(believe it or not)

...................8)
Haiku # 13101, August 23, 2001 5:25 am ET
by ronin@sotheregoesveritasmarroonandall

.....under the tutelage
of al g's mentors i trained:
.........econometrics
Haiku # 13100, August 23, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ronin@withinthecontextofglobalclimatechanbeandefficiencyinthepowerindustry

...right you are Betty
i am a Harvard U. grad
..and post grad at that
Haiku # 13099, August 23, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ronin@abitembarrassed
ya got 'em surely
as god made little green fruit
jesus it's apples
Haiku # 13098, August 23, 2001 1:43 am ET
by mellie
well I ain't got none
of them degrees ya all go
but I am dying

for education
could you be my Master Ash?
whip me into shape
Haiku # 13097, August 23, 2001 1:40 am ET
by mellie, sub_standard

.....already i'm stiff
it's like i can't contain it
....i need to jack off
Haiku # 13096, August 23, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ronin@PLEASEcanihaveyounow
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney animators
Smoking something illegal
Haiku # 13095, August 23, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you
Haiku # 13094, August 22, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tisk, little puppy
why do you bark and yap so,
when asked to say please?
Haiku # 13093, August 22, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
my education
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them
Haiku # 13092, August 22, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by ash (repeating an oldie)
ooyah r-ay erdnay.
eye tray omethingsay ewnay
ikelay inkingthay.
Haiku # 13091, August 22, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yeah Dallas can suck.
Wondertwins can activate!
Me, a lollipop!
Haiku # 13090, August 22, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX

.....jisei to wa
sunawachi mayoi
....tada shinan
Haiku # 13089, August 22, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@byTOKO

..let's see you do one
ivy league college haiku
.with post-grad studies
Haiku # 13088, August 22, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by ronin@ohyeah

...just your sweet luck guys
am on a week-long seek leave
.......and i'll huff and puff

.................>)
Haiku # 13087, August 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by ronin@downwithborderlinedengue
hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?
Haiku # 13086, August 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by scott, who's all about love now
Beer burps don't do it
nor fifth-grader style haiku
maybe try effort
Haiku # 13085, August 22, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i've seen nature shows
that show people humping hard
wait..those are porn flicks
Haiku # 13084, August 22, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by axl hose
why don't nature shows
ever show humans humping?
we're animals too!
Haiku # 13083, August 22, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by deep thoughts by scott

..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya
Haiku # 13082, August 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ronin@stillpoking

........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed
Haiku # 13081, August 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll
Haiku # 13080, August 22, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by ronin@innyetrussia

there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them
Haiku # 13079, August 22, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ronin@foryourinfodrclaw

.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play
Haiku # 13078, August 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@needlethoseclowns

.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay
Haiku # 13077, August 22, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by ronin@likewheredotheymakeorunmakeyouguysinaduplicatingmachineorsomething

......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat
Haiku # 13076, August 22, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin@>)
Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me
Haiku # 13075, August 22, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13074, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...

...Anyone have a light?
Haiku # 13073, August 22, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Dick Lover
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13072, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
Haiku # 13071, August 22, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by The Smoking Dick
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!

jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)

and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!
Haiku # 13070, August 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by scott (praise the lard!)
Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
Haiku # 13069, August 22, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
Haiku # 13068, August 22, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
Haiku # 13067, August 22, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)
Haiku # 13066, August 22, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)
Haiku # 13065, August 22, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'
Haiku # 13064, August 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
Haiku # 13063, August 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
Haiku # 13062, August 22, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
Haiku # 13061, August 22, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
Haiku # 13060, August 22, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
Haiku # 13059, August 22, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
Haiku # 13058, August 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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