Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney animators
Smoking something illegal
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you
by Betty LeBomb
Tisk, little puppy
why do you bark and yap so,
when asked to say please?
by Betty LeBomb
my education
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them
by ash (repeating an oldie)
ooyah r-ay erdnay.
eye tray omethingsay ewnay
ikelay inkingthay.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yeah Dallas can suck.
Wondertwins can activate!
Me, a lollipop!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
.....jisei to wa
sunawachi mayoi
....tada shinan
by ronin@byTOKO
..let's see you do one
ivy league college haiku
.with post-grad studies
by ronin@ohyeah
...just your sweet luck guys
am on a week-long seek leave
.......and i'll huff and puff
.................>)
by ronin@downwithborderlinedengue
hey, thanks for the help.
maybe you'll like this better.
how about a hug?
by scott, who's all about love now
Beer burps don't do it
nor fifth-grader style haiku
maybe try effort
by Betty LeBomb
i've seen nature shows
that show people humping hard
wait..those are porn flicks
by axl hose
why don't nature shows
ever show humans humping?
we're animals too!
by deep thoughts by scott
..unite your sweet ass
not all the magic in the
...world can undo ya
by ronin@stillpoking
........Betty don't despair
my fridge is full of canned beers
.......come lay on my bed
by ronin@ahem
........yaa dostoyoevsky
eet ees crime and punishment
....bernn da sgaf een helll
by ronin@innyetrussia
there's just one of them (or him)
.......talking silly to himself
.......the site's full of them
by ronin@foryourinfodrclaw
.......just do your thing scott
there's no such thing as "sin" here
..........everything's a play
by ronin@needlethoseclowns
.......just my lucky day
the world is full of dickheads
......peter paul and gay
by ronin@likewheredotheymakeorunmakeyouguysinaduplicatingmachineorsomething
......yo Tony's Grandpa
i like your style and humour
......keep it up old goat
by ronin@>)
Not enough free beer
to get me back to Dallas--
would mean death for me
by Betty LeBomb
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...
...Anyone have a light?
by Dick Lover
Dick lovers unite!
Stand up and fight, right!
Now, I have to fart...
...Anyone have a light?
by Dick Lover
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
by The Smoking Dick
I am Smoking Dick.
Take a bullet in my arse?
I'd rather smoke dick.
by The Smoking Dick
i was a sinner
i was always posting bile
but halleluiah!
jesus came to me
and whooped me upside the head
(or was it elvis?)
and ever since then
my poison pen has run dry.
i love all you guys!
by scott (praise the lard!)
Who are these two fools
who write like they have great might?
I'll get you (two) next time...
by Dr. Claw
Truth is illusion
Because Muffet stirs confusion
Little Miss Delusion
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Muffet must be far
For our fate to succeed.
So keep thy ass clean! (<---)
by Fellow Narrator
And we all sit dumb
ready for some bum to come
and ruin it soon (--->)
by Fellow Narrator
Me Devotchka,
It pains me to speak the truth,
The end is so close (--->)
by Fellow Narrator
Who you trust will fall
Under - it's a must, it's just, attest
Third eye seen it comin'
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ridiculo was evaded
But soon all this will be invaded
You shall see yourself spaded
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
Enough words, rippling rhyme,
action, yes! very good.
by Fellow Narrator
Bad headaches swirl
Woman says, stop the BS noise
Ear pollution hurts
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Aye, me fellow lanky -
Thus we do whuat we do
Aihr is whuat was left
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Here now devotchka!
Let me prick a hair off thy
Bloated head of air!
by Fellow Narrator
Flying wirlwinds cease
After the monster is appeased
Bursting in 3...2...1...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
worst a sites, bust site.
Go to 12571 to get thru
repetitious slander
by boo
Storms of hail(ed) words
Eyes in calm before madness
Jettison finesse (YES!)
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yo yO Yo yO Yo
Ridiculo, far from home,
and from mind (phew).
by dr. claw
Bend over young one,
now push out with all your might.
Shit like a sprinkler.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I met a new friend.
She hates smoking and drinking;
unless I do it.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Free Beer B.L'Bomb?
I have three free dollar bills
for one of your beers!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Giant Scrotus!
Bowling balls in pillow sack.
My tea bag for you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
low humidity
chilled westerly winter wind
a very dry mouth
by ash
..two swirling robins
hovering over the nest
...a fallen white egg
by ronin@iwonderwhatcouldbewrongwiththishaiku
.......ah mellie my girl
you're the only one who has
......seen the royal light
by ronin@goingforapass
....fading fall sunlight
settling on my rusty lawn
...no cool chick to fuck
by ronin@signofthetimes
.....oiu oiu, or is it oui
comez vous les oysters yes
..tres tres con soy sauce
by ronin@feelinfrechy
